if Billy doesn’t shit out 1,500 words daily, it would back up his internal systems and kill him

U-23s were without Brooks, Yedlin, Wood, Zelalem, and Pulisic. Our U-20s just beat Colombia last year in the U-20 World Cup when we lost in PKs to the champions in the next round. Is our younger talent not all that great right now at certain levels? Sure. But even some of the best countries in the world don’t have…

His accent is easier to understand than the writing above...

If a shiver of perturbation runs down your spine when you first click play, as you wonder to yourself if a movie portraying the life of the most famous Brazilian in world history, set and shot in his native Brazil, and starring Brazilians in most of the prominent roles, keep on going, for the worst is yet to come.

Or, if you’re into crossfit, you should run into oncoming traffic.

Yes, but this sounds like Lue’s-lose scenario.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Huh...Sees an object flying through the sky that he couldn’t make out at first glance? Bet he wishes he could....

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.

The greatest player in the world would do the smart thing and defer the free kick to a lesser player on his team.

God you’re such a fucking clown.

Give us a preview of the international matches this week or something that at least gives off the appearence of journalism. That might be a lot to ask though for a hack like yourself.

I assume this means the Big 12 can’t compete with financial offers other conferences can make to schools during realignments. Which is why the conference is doomed.

Jesus Christ, we’ve all been there before. You have a giant pile of money and you see some other guy with a giant pile of money, but HIS IS BIGGER. Once you see that, how can you compete? In this context “compete” translates to “get more money”.

Presumably faciliaties + everything you mentioned - academic research.

He told CBS Sports the Big 12 can’t compete with the likes of the Big 10 or SEC thanks to the money rolling in from their networks:

Always funny when Gawker tries to get on it high horse.

Am NOT throwing any shadow as that comeback was masterful, but WTF was that foul call? There was more touching on Rock Hudson’s honeymoon than on that play. Yikes.