Well frankly the game was probably way more interesting

If you’re going to sign your long statement with your company affiliations or names, put the logos.

Jesus fucking Christ...this is the stupidest sports controversy since, I don’t know...whatever the last really stupid sports controversy was.

Fast forward 2 Minutes.

Whoops Dreams

Shout out to the rim showing us all that No Rivers Run Through It

The Error Up There

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

I love the abundance of caution Tim is using here to avoid using the word bicycle.

Since Day 1 I knew you were the third. After God and my first wife, you know. No Greater feeling...

As an Oilers fan, I have faith that things will get better, but probably not until after I’m dead. You bet it’s a religion.

I like to rag on Spurs as much as the next guy, but the style of writing just made it completely unfunny.

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

His delinquency and substance abuse were carefully cultivated by his family. They gave him every opportunity to screw up and took the blame or threw their weight around and got him out of the punishment. They gave him the booze when he was underage, they gave him the venues for the HS parties. They gave him his future…

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

I shall allow him passage into heaven.

GSoA are doing something right. Boy Scouts, on the other hand, are running a racket. BSoA sell $25 bags of carmel/other flavors popcorn. 18 years ago is was like $5 a bag and that was to make profit (profit margin bolstered by free labor of the BSoA).

[requests trade to Mets]

They do take it seriously, but the calendar really works against them. The regular season doesn’t start until this Sunday, so they go into these quarterfinals with no competitive experience.

Jesus, not to keep beating this cliche-laden dead horse, but really: