Those aren’t real girls. Those are guys or girls running bots trying to get your card info.

Also missing:

Just to put a bow on this enormously valuable conversation, I’d just like to block quote the most hilariously dumb thing I’ve read all day:

So an internet commenter who believes that joke was a good one, is not allowed to believe it was a good joke?

What pseudo-intellectual, holier-than-thou, fart sniffing, conflict free coffee selling coffee shop cut your barista shift early?

I didn’t care to see that... Thanks for calling my attention to it, ass. :(

So you just missed two of his kinja jokes. The latter was a seriously funny and also seriously poignant quip.

The person literally made a new kinja for the purpose of that.

Yes, you are missing something from the above mishmash of words: the name of the writer. His qualifications are questionable at best. I don’t think he has watched a minute of the Premier League. Maybe the Scottish Premier League...

It is A-OK that you missed the point of his post. Better luck next time.

Billy wrote the article. He’s never played or seen a soccer game. he just writes about it.

Be sure to take Alex Cranz... She seems to have a grip on how technology thingamajigs works.

If you read into it he is saying,

He was sentenced in August... It is October. He is in jail. Did he try to sneak out? Did he kill someone in there? What is your purpose for bringing him up?

Hmm interesting. Who is he?

He’s not as good as he seems. Yes he does good deeds and stuff. Maybe he’s mellowed over the years of irrelevance but back when my friend was a trainer at UF, he was a certified holier than thou dick who was super virginal but said very inappropriate stuff to her and the women on staff.

Well, I’m okay with making fun of a “faith” based on a book that isn’t factual and was composed over a number of years that people use to selectively impose their views upon innocent others...

Fuck off! I, Jesus Christ, had nothing to do with it.

YEAH! FUCK THAT SHIT.

This is correct. I can do 2 hours at a bar watching soccer* and walking out with a solid but not high number on my tab. 4 hours in a bar and I’m stretching a hot beer the second half and the waitresses/waiters hate you.