You are forgiven. Not that you had to ask for forgiveness to a made up character.

No, the stupidity lies in the idea that “because an armrest can’t move, please infer from that fact that, he could not have possibly done the things he has been accused of”

He also needs to get rid of that facial hair. It’s just wrong. My grandfather’s advice:

... you get bit by something poisonous or die of dehydration.

Yeah... no.

My grandfather’s best advice in life was, “Never trust a man who can’t grow a beard but does it anyway!”

Don’t know why you felt like you had to address me...

He eats glass in his East Texas Charismatic Evangelical Church services every Sunday.

Now I have to tag the police in my tweets? Jeez.

I have this feeling Romo is the cause of Romo’s injuries.

Why are you not doing anything about it? You should be standing in front of the butcher knives or killing machines trying to stop it instead of commenting on a website.

I can say with almost certainty that it cannot be taken down 30m.

I may be late to the game, but isn’t “protesting quietly”*almost* counterintuitive?

Said author is trying to peddle their “autobiography” for money. Where there is money, there is an interest.

I stand only to take a poo. Do not presume my actions or intentions!

No offense, but I have nothing to do with the Cardinals or Middle America or the religion they claim is based on my life.

The data factoid is not obscure enough for me to make a decision.

I could write a detailed analysis of how shitty Miami’s play calling was and their O-Line Play was and Tannehill’s performance was.

Can confirm this place sucks.

Stop wearing skinny jeans.

Stop wearing skinny jeans.