Most recently I was playing Immortals and 3 times had the same BS death on a boss so I tossed my entire Switch across the couch so that I didn't chuck it across the room.

We fly high, no lie, and you know it.

Sounds like an average Saturday

Cotton candy is the best flavor. Fight me.

No one was looting the car dealership they were outside of. And even if they were, castle doctrine does not apply.

KKK rallies have been rebranded as Trump rallies

Red from That's 70s Show.

Im aboot to have my first child in like 5 days (!) But I have no clue what my parenting style is gonna be. Just go with the flow I suppose.

How do we know you’re not a serial killer? You obviously just haven’t been caught yet.

I was gonna go with a water balloon launcher and candy apples covered in razor blades.

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I would love to play Sunshine again, but not when I have to get the other 2 games with it.

Yes pancakes 💯

It’s Sept 10 2020 and your comment is still pending approval. Hello from the future.

Another way to access Personal Safety: Long press power button, tap 'emergency'. Click your name then scroll down to find the 'open personal safety app'. This will also prompt you to add the icon to your app drawer if you are so inclined.

Sharknado should have been called Sharkicane. 

It tastes like the other blue one from the pick one of three flavors to remain thing they did. I cant remember what it was called tho.

Yo, the Dr Pepper cream soda is my shit.

It does

Easist way to avoid this is to use your phone as the second step authorization instead of worry about writing down codes.