As if he’s going to be the one going to Mars. He’s got expendables for that.

Most recently I was playing Immortals and 3 times had the same BS death on a boss so I tossed my entire Switch across the couch so that I didn't chuck it across the room.

We fly high, no lie, and you know it.

Actually, it was a tropical rainforest before it was grass, before it was a vineyard, before it burned down, before it was grass, before it was a vineyard again

Dish is definitely serious about this. They’ve signed major deals with 2 of the 3 telecom tower companies and are fast tracking installs. I think the only problem is going to come on the customer front. How do you convince anyone who has had ATT, Verizon, or TMo for a long time to up and switch to the newcomer?

Graciously is a weird word to chose for "we would rather not waste a ton of money in court fees when 12 AGs sue us"

I got mine fixed in mid 2017 and then it started again when the new Paper Mario came out.

Sounds like an average Saturday

Cotton candy is the best flavor. Fight me.

The metal itself is an ad, for Samsung

Im certainly no power user but my house is 2 adults working from home along with 3 regularly used cellphones and a fire TV and we routinely hit 1.5TB

Where I live it's Xfinity or nothing. Which is funny because Verizon has a data center down the street from me.

Me too

No one was looting the car dealership they were outside of. And even if they were, castle doctrine does not apply.

KKK rallies have been rebranded as Trump rallies

Red from That's 70s Show.

Yeah it's probably closer to 36

Those damn liberal communist antigod Democrats want to take Christmas and Jesus away from you. Your Christmas present this year will be socialism.

Im aboot to have my first child in like 5 days (!) But I have no clue what my parenting style is gonna be. Just go with the flow I suppose.

Oh wow, no way. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.