You drink beer through a straw?

I’m unhooking my Ring

Drink a cup and let us know how it goes. 

Sir Earnest Shackleton’s brother, Francis, was accused of stealing the Scottish Crown Jewels. 

I’ll admit to being that guy but if you ask politely I’ll shift to the row across the aisle so you can get out.

The correct way to deplane is to wait until everyone else is off and then take your damn time. Also don’t fly with any carry-ons.

So if you’re traveling from A to B on both Thanksgiving and Christmas you’ll first book your A to B on Thanksgiving flight then your B to A Christmas flight on your first itinerary then you book your B to A Thanksgiving and A to B Christmas on the second itinerary. Then just use the appropriate ticket each day.

How about this: Fuck the FOUR major airlines who’ve consistently nickel and dime’d us to death while performing huge mergers that are supposed to save us money. I endorse any attempt to get one over on them through tricksy booking. 

Holiday creep is the worst. I demand federal legislation that no decorations can be put up before Dec 1. 

Yes these are the best by far. Pink lemonade ftw

Weddings are way too stuffy and boring to attend, which is why I turned mine into a stand-up show during my vows. It’s been 2 years since then and I STILL have people telling me how much they enjoyed it and how memorable they were. 

Yes

Challenging pass interference is by far the worst new rule this year. 

It seems like the easy solution would be to use the phone’s NFC to sense when it is near the car and unlock it passively without opening the app. 

“I’ve always felt that is a problem for future generations and others”

“A judge granted Yee and Hartley a temporary restraining order against Marchington, which blocks him from cashing his winnings from the Main Event until the issue is settled in court.”

Are the girls dresses supposed to appear in the color they are surrounded by? I don't get it.

I can see Phil sitting there alone with a plate of hot dogs and the Hallmark channel. 

Why isn’t the story here that this catcher closes his eyes and turns away when trying to catch the ball?

I figured it out, it was the Marlins.