I always enjoyed the glitch where the car would get stuck at max speed.

It’s been a very long time since I heard that music. I spent many, many hours playing that game and building tracks. I do recall the Delta was the shittiest (as in: slowest) of the bunch in that game.

Are those actually water balloons?

Congratulations, Mr. Gary Yogurt has forged a Sampo, on COTD! My award to you is an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she makes a payment on her fake handles.

If you have any other specific questions about steering feel or throttle response or anything else about the Avalon, ask away.

Damn I miss when monster trucks were actually steel bodied cars

LOL. +1

I use to love this guy as a kid going to monster truck shows! Speaking of...what the hell happened to monster trucks? I brought my younger cousin this past year and it was terrible. When I was a kid they had tractor pulls, sand drags, quad races, demolition derbies, etc. Now, just “free-style” monster trucks, which…

Honest question for the off-road Jalops, what should you do in that situation?

<sad Mariachi trombone>

This is fucking stupid internet drama. That there is even drama over the fact that they won’t fly someone out to cosplay for their show is fucking stupid. WTF? Is this a thing now? Hiring remote cosplayers? Dafaq?

Or used to wage jihad...

Right after the 3+1 door version.

I guess you didn’t finish reading the reddit thread. Apparently this is in line with the type of humor the station regularly engages in. For example, here’s the same anchor and meteorologist:

protecting himself from stones being kicked up at his head. he has a wheel off, so one corner is a bulldozer.

I mean when you win medal after medal and invent freeskiing tricks, as well as doing well in racing, compounded by sponsorships and a huge brand name you develop for yourself, it affords this stuff. Not all pro skiers are as rich as Jon Olsson

Ha! I was thinking ‘a skier has a fleet of Lamborghinis?!’ Once again, I picked the wrong profession.

Step 1: buy unreliable car

Love those Ladies... its so true.