Your god couldn’t cook like that.

Hahaha yeah, at 1:10 a girl’s like hey you’re faking it so he stops and oh nevermind

First one of us who manages it sneaks the other guy in his circle of friends.

That guy fucking rocks.

As long as it’s not “negative” no one’s gonna die.

You forgot a sweet Gad Dayum but otherwise spot on.

You fucking idiots, we can’t turn off automatic updates on Windows 10.

This is probably genius but we’ll only know for sure when aliens uncover the remnants of the human civilization.

The cold mannered Germans were more metal than the explosions themselves....

Does it have a selfie camera in the steering wheel?

Post it if you find one

This would be my death.

How about it becomes relevant as fuck in case of a rollover? There lies the particularity with non-standard doors.

I did not say the model X is exotic.

How often do “exotic” doors crumple shut in case of an accident?

I went to school, I did philosophy, I understand arguments, how they are constructed, used, and made better. I understand how to pick apart a sentence and make it invalidate itself by applying it to an equivalent context without changing it’s structure to suit my own argument.

You did good.

Don’t you also appreciate that “narcissism” has become the new all encompassing term for basically any mental problem ever, but only for people you don’t like?

I actually thought about that when we brought the second one home but they got along within a couple weeks