As Atia Julii (a.k.a. Julii Cooper) said on HBO’s Rome, “Large penis is always welcome.”

I believe that everyone can sing. You just have to find a style that suits you. Singing lessons also help.

I agree on all points, BUT, I’m also someone who enjoys a good rendition of “La mama morta,” which is also super, super cheesy to say.

Very very impressive for her age! With some serious vocal coaching I think she could go pretty far, since she’s clearly got a ton of raw talent that’ll provide a fantastic base for turning it into something magnificent.

Johnson dropped out of the primary process in like March of 1968 and Bobby Kennedy was assassinated right after winning the California primary, literally that same night (winning would have pretty much teed him up for the nomination). The convention was a disaster. Eugene McCarthey had the most delegates, but the…

What’s sad is that the media is playing along with Depp’s PR campaign against her. I’m honestly really disgusted by the media’s reaction because so many outlets especially TMZ seem to want her allegations to be fake. Considering the damage that would do to domestic violence victims the media should be behaving…

Great and true statement. Unfortunately, no one currently defending Johnny Depp is going to give a shit.

I know! He’s inarguably among the most overprivileged beings on this planet, and there he is screeching that he’s been treated unfairly over a run-of-the-mill accountability check.

Oh my God I was just trying to figure that out today too! Is there a precedent for a modern presidential election where one candidate is running unopposed? Because this is what the next six months is going to look like. And if he can’t take day one of scrutiny can you imagine what he’s going to be like after months of…

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Why? What was the point of these? To keep women’s hair from clogging up pool filters? Or was it purely convention?

She’s also got a diamond necklace, cuff, and a fur. She is WORKING.

That is some damn good kohling, now that you mention... I’ll allow it!

Honorable mention for her friend to the right who has stolen Liz Taylor’s eyeliner game?

Lana Del Ray?

Kelly, this one is the best!

Nope, sorry, it’s ALL about the BAMF on the far-left smoking a cigarette in the pool. For the fucking win! THAT is how you do swimming, gurl.

I’ll take the chick on the left with jewelry on and what is that? A cigarette? Fuck yeah!

Sign me up for the swim jewelry, too. Cigarette optional.