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I haven't bought a tampon in over a decade. That Diva Cup was the best twenty bucks I ever spent.

Wait, how many husbands am I allowed Jezebel?

Sorry, but I've spent this whole day reading about people here in America NOT watching the episode yet, and is just so sad because it's so freaking mind blowing. I'm just concerned about this great thing humanity is missing out on. WATCH IT!

SUCH STORY

very rescued. so miracle. victory Team Dog.

He looks like my Real Life boyfriend! Yes, I'm bragging!!

I am having a hard time controlling myself as well. Both my animals have a billion nicknames that all evolved from gibberish rhyming or strange associations that only I and my husband will understand.

"I am taking my toys and I'm LEAVING, losers! ps - no abortions for teh ladies." - Rand Paul

Check out the prequel too

But Mrs. Finch is a transplant to the GTA rather than born and raised?

Get a paper yard waste bag, take the top layer off (they're two ply, and the top layer has printing on it) make a holes for your head and arms. Add a dollar store tiara and voila: You're the paper bag princess.

Your costume name is REDUNDANT.
That's like saying you're going as Rushed NewYorker or Pot-Smoking Vancouverite.

I'm thinking of going as a Sexy Winnipegger... NO LONG UNDERWEAR.

My best friend and I are doing this. Cheap, easy, and SOOO SLUTTYYYYY!!!

Yeah, I'm pretty much better than Jesus so I got nothing. I mean, yeah I've done some terrible and unspeakable things, ruins a few lives and I've left a fair amount a evidence as piles of ash. But its always been for the great good, just parts of god's plan.

This is just funny. When I was a teenager I worked at Arby's, and one of the kid's meal toys was glow in the dark white chalk. I took it into my brothers room and drew big scary eyes with it on the ceiling above his bed. They were totally invisible in the light. He never said anything about it, so I assumed it didn't