I get exhausted defending Oklahoma and Tennessee around here so yeah. We have terrible politicians but there are some wonderful people and gorgeous landscapes.

Yeahhhh getting rid of the state with an historically large group of Native Americans from many different tribes is not a good look.

You’ve never been to Nashville. Keep Nashville, keep the Smokies, keep Fall Creek Falls and all of the natural beauty of the state.

I love Rebellion so much and it just kills me that I can’t make it work with my Chromebook.

Galveston is so odd to me. There are days when the water is clear, green, and gorgeous. Then there are the other 350 days a year when it’s a shit brown seaweed festival. But it’s home!

“if you get stiffed enough you still wind up with minimum wage”

Here’s our ode to tackiness.

it’s not grim at all, it’s just boring and suburban

I didn’t see anything other than someone complaining about the traffic, but to be fair 290 traffic is horrible anyway

This is right by my high school and about par for the course. Eagle pride, y’all.

can we please get a second season of Club de Cuervos before this

This is a man who said Gorbachev was weak and endorsed Tianenmen Square. This is a man who said the Chinese government “almost blew it” but then redeemed itself by running over students in tanks. This is the man who is likely going to be the GOP nominee. I just... holy fuck.

I told my boyfriend of 5.5 years I had a crush and we just recently broke up for reasons I’m not quite clear on. The usual “I need space, I don’t know what I want, etc” bullshit that makes me feel like I was cheated on (I wasn’t, he says) and it chaps my ass that I was 100% honest at all times and I feel I deserve…

you know the socioeconomic status of everyone on stage with her?

There’s also a tongue-in-cheek ref (god I cannot believe I had to watch this entire damn show, thanks, coworker) that Kimmy makes about buying her newly teenage daughter some MKA clothes: “at these prices no wonder they don’t want (need?) to act anymore!”

Maybe the article could be updated to show the Instagram rant where Demi says, verbatim, “I just give more fucks than other people.”

Diabetics and people with (known/diagnosed) Celiac are automatically disqualified from the military.

Just go ahead and hand them the Fulmer Cup now, goddamn

I thought it was the grundle.