this is reaching 2007 Britney Spears levels of uncomfortable for me

I really can’t stand either candidate, I’m just watching for the flawless moderators

Bella’s the one with the assload of plastic surgery, Gigi’s the one with the dumb name but better career.

I miss my bichon sooooo much. Yours is precious!

I used my favorite baby picture and

“Let’s just excuse shoving his entire genital region in someone’s face, it was college. Boys will be boys, you know”

I love Bryan Danielson and his wife and his awesome dog (who has her own damn Instagram,) and I hope they all have a happy life.

Right? I mean sports are only good for the 15-minute long patriotism festival at the beginning! How dare they politicize football.

I’m sure they just had a helicopter out lookin for him for shits and gigs, fam.

Re: odorous food -

I really, really, really fucking miss the marathons of Super Bowl Memories with Steve Sabol they used to show the night before the Super Bowl.

Let’s say Harris County (Houston) has a very high median income. There are very much low-income parts of Harris County. Just because there’s a wealthy county doesn’t mean everyone there is affluent.

damn, the person who filmed this has no chill

I have a lot of confusion about what I think. I generally tend towards Oswald acted alone, but colluded with other people. Him shooting Tippit makes no sense really, he could’ve just played it off instead of acting nervous and guilty.

Mr. Boogedy. Shit had me scared of glowing green lights until I started driving.

Keep the tears flowing, you rapist piece of shit.

Aw, this is adorable.

reporting for duty

I’m an Oklahoma alum, and maybe I’m biased, but that was one of the best college basketball games I’ve ever seen in my life.

Johnny “Dave the Light Guy” Manziel