Have you heard of our friend Bobby Petrino, by chance

It’s so weird that he and Abigail Fisher have the same obnoxious, punchable white faces.

I love Yub Nub but hahahahaha oh you poor thing

I’m still creasegreased about Yub Nub getting taken out of Return of the Jedi.

1) it is true, I live here. 24 weeks is the very final time frame though (source: http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/pol…)

24 weeks is legal abortion in TN.

In college, I’d just gotten out of a 7-year relationship, and met a suuuuuuuuuuuper hot holy shit the chemistry was unreal guy at a burlesque show. We exchanged numbers and Facebook profiles and talked it up for about a week. One night when I was particularly ballsy, I texted him and said “I need to get drunk, laid,…

It’s so funny because it’s like Baylor fans can’t remember their program before 2012 or so. Where the fuck does their entitlement even come from?

I’d argue Mack Brown, at times.

that’s why it had me laughing for so long this morning

I’m an OU alum and “Stoops is short for stupid” had me laughing like a goddamn moron for like 20 minutes this morning. god bless Bedlam

Seriously! Why in hell would any girl want to join the Boy Scouts, when the Girl Scouts are far superior?

My girl scout troop in Houston did all kinds of outdoorsy stuff. I got my sailing license at Camp Casa Mare, and I definitely remember at least 4 campouts with just my troop through the years. I thought all of that was dependent on the troop leader, to be honest.

Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but the only “push present” I want is a healthy fucking child.

my father thought it was hysterical to tell me I looked like Fiona from Shrek. Shrek came out when I was 19 or 20.

I just want to give you a big hug because I know exactly how you feel.

Dad, my entire life: “you are far too fat for any man to ever want to marry you”

I do know one of them and consider him a friend, but in the grand scheme I can’t even imagine how you/everyone are feeling right now.

I love y’all but I’m still in mourning for two of my favorite subs that are getting axed in the retooling so :(

I always thought it was amazingly stupid that Yoda at 860 or so years old was able to bounce around like one of those damn rubber balls, but Yoda at 900 years old in ROTJ was too decrepit to move.