I have a “body bore” in my life in that she went from perfectly lovely human being to a Crossfit junkie in the span of about two months.

I feel really bad about Kang getting hurt, and I hate that stupid play so much for the very reason that people DO get hurt. But it’s legal.

I mean, if you’re a virgin...

That’s a nice story, but the person in this article was raped.

goddamn I missed you football

It’s unsurprising that Huckabee defends her. She looks like a Duggar.

boohoo, Arrieta threw a no-no and the top story on Deadspin was Justin Bieber. relax.

She looks like a Muppet Kardashian.

Baylor is garbo. TCU is always fun to watch, though.

Usually helicopter parents who tell them they’re the most special snowflakes to ever have lived go wrong, to be honest.

I don’t think it’s child abuse, but I think not having participation trophies was a good way of learning that not everybody can be good at everything.

Can Nikki Bella just... go away for a bit? Even after almost a decade on and off in the business, she’s made very minimal improvement and botches every single match she’s in. Let the new ladies who know what they’re doing have their moments.

Not sure, ask a teacher.

Dabo Swinney was mentioned. Obligatory:

Six whole months, how did she ever survive?

About five years ago, I got sick of seeing nothing but random dudes masturbating on chatroulette, so I just started streaming this video of primates masturbating to the tune of Darude’s Sandstorm. It was incredible.

He got her pee out of her toilet and jiggled the pregnancy test, two things a pregnancy test tells you explicitly not to do.

Jadaveon Clowney tore his ACL watching.

It always amazes me that people in places like Texas and California whine about Spanish speakers, particularly bilingual ones. Hispanics simply cannot win.

I am a Blackhawks fan.