I cannot believe anyone is surprised by this. He is a disgusting cheating turd.

Never fly out of Hobby. Always fly out of The Big Airport. Southwest isn’t good anymore so there’s no excuse.

It does! And he has an origin story!

That’s still no excuse. If you’re at a water park, a splash pad, a beach, a zoo, a meadow, outdoors wherever, and you’re responsible for children, you put sunscreen on them. It’s not rocket science.

Ughhh please stop with the “base tan” myth.

I looked through a Cosmo the other day and it was essentially a rebooted issue from about ten years ago.

damn, you beat me to it, and I only got 4 games

Sons of Anarchy should’ve been killed with fire after Season 4, and that’s being generous.

Both.

I needed this today. My boyfriend and I were up until four in the morning arguing because he sees himself as human garbage (this is what he actually said) and he wouldn’t blame me if I left. I just feel deflated.

The kinds of people who would donate to this shit are the types who think Dylann Roof had the right idea. I can’t imagine being so obtuse as to not realize that.

I never noticed it before, but Abigail Fisher looks like Chuck C. Johnson’s annoying little sister.

Which is hilarious, because her SAT scores were abysmal and her GPA was only 3.5

There has also always been a nagging rumor that Track isn’t Todd Palin’s son, too.

Cubs Twitter was going in on him pretty hard last night.

Not anymore, apparently.

Depends on the restaurant and the server

This dude’s diatribe reads like a coherent Springs1 rant.

I’m 32 and feeling incredible pressure to have children. It’s the worst.