Oh, I forgot, there’s another one!

Eighth grade Valentine’s Dance. 1996, I think? Anyway, I had just gotten out of the mental hospital (got sent there for cutting at school.) Kids at school didn’t take too kindly to Crazy People, so they made fun of me a lot, and I was even more depressed than when I first started cutting. Somehow my best friend…

because watching someone who raised you (or you know, your own self!) and was there for your skinned knees, your first love breaking your heart, every little goddamn thing with words of wisdom, a hug, and a bad movie go through stage 4 colon cancer and all of the horrible things that go along with it gives you the…

I lived in the southern OKC area for a while and, while the majority of the state is full of whackadoos, there is no better place for a disaster to happen. I’ve never seen a community pull together the way mine did after a tornado in 2010. That state gets under your skin in a good way.

I’m from Houston. I hate how it’s the world’s biggest small town and no matter how far across the city you go you’ll see someone who remembers something stupid you did in your teenage years, how nobody ever leaves the neighborhood they grew up in so whenever you go home and go to the local pub it’s like a high school…

I got a great sex education in Texas. In a public school in Houston. But that was in the before time, in the long long ago (the Clinton administration.) I graduated high school in 1999 and it physically pains me to see how far the standards for not just sex ed but literally EVERYTHING education related have fallen.

I am a lefty, and I have my toilet paper in the normal over position.

I follow/am kind of part of a rather large group of sportswriters and enthusiastic sports fans who just happen to be women on Twitter, and this is about par for the course. It's disgusting. We regularly get told called all kinds of vulgar names, get told to "go back to the kitchen," are informed that "if we had a dick…

thanks for the update, it's like reading a forwarded email from Dad.

The restaurant was in Providence, which has fuckall to do with MA state laws, which is what the post I was responding to was talking about?

Providence is in Massachusetts now?

No.

Good.

Rocky Point/Puerto Penasco is still pretty safe as well.

you'd be surprised, so many idiots here in TN have smashed other people's windshields with the ice melting off of their cars/flying off in the past few days because they couldn't be assed to clear em off

Well, you're a dumbass.

you can never go wrong with "Jake Locker got hurt"

My brain is doing weird cartwheels.

wait, what??

How often do dong pics get leaked for our pleasure? Almost never. Let us be the assholes for once.