I wrote stuff like that at her age and I'm really glad there was no internet to make it go viral

I don't understand the issue.

oh my gosh please tell me you're trolling?

I just don't understand why you wouldn't vaccinate your kids. Even if there was a link to autism, which there isn't, you're essentially saying you'd rather have your child die from an easily preventable disease than be autistic. Parents in developing countries walk sixty miles to get vaccines for their children. Our…

Amanda Palmer has always been, is, and will always be the fucking worst.

My homosexual agenda is a Lisa Frank notebook, and it's fabulous.

Gay marriage isn't actually banned right now and there are plenty of liberals in Oklahoma. But sure, getting shit wrecked in a tornado is hiiiiiiiiiilarious because ???

oh dear god

She, Randy Terrill, Mary (and Christina tbh) Fallin, Tom Coburn, and James Inhofe need to be thrown to the bottom of Turner Falls.

My freshman year of high school, I got the bright idea to Nair my eyebrows.

I have an issue that causes me to either shit a lot or not shit for almost a month. On one of my "almost a month" cycles, I clogged my future husband's toilet while we were still living with his parents. I tried literally EVERYTHING to get this fucker unclogged, worked with an auger/plunger/dish soap/praying the…

You used a damn Groupon at a nice restaurant and treated people like garbage at their job. That's pretty much all I'll ever need to know about how vile of a person you are.

What's super interesting is that Ryan Patrick, son of noted asshole and elected lieutenant governor Dan Goeb Patrick, is one of the people responsible for collecting signatures.

Butternut squash fries are to die for. TO DIE FOR. It is the king of squash.

I wish everyone would teach their kids about animals the way your folks did. That's some really good parenting there (in a post about Terrible Parenting!)

he looks like a grown up Willow Smith.

when I was mad at my brother I'd call him "my sibling" or if I was talking to my parents "your son" but I was a really fucking weird kid

I dunno, my handwriting looked like that when I was 8. And I was also a little shit who was too smart for her own good. It could be real, could be fake, either way it's cute/funny.

I hate Baylor but lol forever if you think TCU is a "diverse urban melting pot."