Abortion is not infanticide. Fly away, troll.

Please. Please, fellow Texans. Please, I beg you. Do not let that unbelievable fuckstick douchezeppelin Dan Patrick (aka Danny Goeb) anywhere near the lieutenant governor's position. Tell your friends, family, coworkers, servers, anyone not to let that happen. He is worse than Bush and Perry combined.

My mom's there and said the same thing. Man, that's amazing.

I love JJ Watt so damn much

I never struggled with bulimia, but I did and do struggle with anorexia and severe body dysmorphia. I won't look in a mirror. I won't let anyone take photos of me. It is the worst existence. Thank you for sharing your story.

Customers aren't the enemy at all! But terrible, gross, abusive, sexually harassing customers are awful and should be shamed if they continuously refuse to acknowledge that their behavior is wrong.

Checked mine - old, semi-weak password from probably 2008. I changed mine anyway.

Pretty sure the New Castle News did an update with them in either 2000 or 2010 and it was pretty awesome.

This guy, and the leaker, are total losers.

hi do you know what a long distance relationship is

This is such a gross violation of privacy. Like, it's not okay, and you can't justify this by saying "well what did they expect by having nude photos on their phones?" Having nude pics doesn't impair the quality of their work. It doesn't make them bad people, sluts, or whatever other stupid inaccurate names they're…

this is not appreciated enough

Ryan Broyles is a really good guy who does a lot of charity work and it feels like there's a punchline right on the tip of my tongue that I can't get out

God yes, Ken Marino gave my junior high self some tingly feelings on The State

This show is so incredibly underrated.

He's super, thanks for asking.

I feel like the fact that she was asked to be naked while performing a WWE wrasslin' move might have clued her in. Or the fact that everyone was naked to begin with. Or the fact that the lawsuit specifically states that it's just this one incident, not that she was bait and switched, which would probably lead to quite…

I cling to my skinny jeans because I'm short and I have no curves to speak of, so they make me look like I have a tiny bit of ass.

yeah I'm not about to raise a stink about cartoon dongs but giving huge ones to the one black man + the historically oppressive white one is not a good look

Aww I loved the Hefty Lefty.