Stoops kicks people off the team for less. They were waiting for charges and he's essentially done.

Should've left the suburbs more often. Houston (the actual city, not Katy, the Woodlands, Pearland, etc) is pretty progressive.

Thanks, guys. That had gotten intolerable.

I just wear Certain Dri so I didn't know this was a thing. Certain Dri is the best.

ah yes, someone who things they know something about politics, yet completely ignores the Southern Strategy, Dixiecrats, and modern US history. Must be a day that ends in -y.

what? it was just plain ol' Intercontinental (the big airport!) before they named it after Good Bush

not to diminish the heartache of Browns/Bills/etc fans but a lot of Texans fans got their hearts ripped out, stomped on, and shat on by Bud Adams so yes they have some heartache.

Let's make chinderwear happen.

As a Texans (and Oilers) fan, I don't think we're as scarred as the poor Bills, Lions, or Browns fans are.

Reminder that Matt Fucking McGloin beat Keenum and Schaub last season. At home.

I worked at a Chinese restaurant and this guy would always come in and ask for a soup bowl's worth of ketchup for his shrimp fried rice. I don't even know, man.

I don't understand why you posted this screencap.

A lot of us just like to have sex. Who cares? This guy is an utter douchezeppelin for telling women he was clean so that they wouldn't object to unprotected sex. That is grotesque!

bless your heart, you sure are tryin' it

I'm an Oklahoma alum and I'm more than willing to believe victims.

I don't think you're naive at all! I think the NFL has stupid, stupid punishments for ordinary things. I'm also not going to dog on someone who hasn't been in the shoes of a domestic violence situation (what good does that do, honestly) but I will say that there is a lot of Stockholm syndrome, fear, and self-hatred…

I told my mom when I was 6 or 7 that I was going to marry Mick Jagger

I just realized that my household had issues of this from ~1988 (when I was six) until ~1995 (seventh grade-ish)

And Stoops is also known for kicking kids off the team if they breathe wrong. That kid won't play one down at Oklahoma, because he is probably going to fuck up again.

I don't even think I was complaining? I said I can only speak for myself, that I think the pink, sparkly jerseys are stupid, and that I own some regular ass youth jerseys. Who even gives a shit?