That's nice. You also can't try them on if you buy them online, and there are a couple of reasons (they're called tits) why being able to do so is beneficial.

hi I'm a woman and an NFL fan. I don't give a shit that Sam's gay, and I'm not a Rams fan, but I sure as hell DO care that the NFL has arbitarily decided that smoking weed is a more grievous offense than knocking your fiance unconscious on video. And the fact that his (measly 2-game) suspension will be over just in…

Yes, it pisses me off (I can only speak for myself.) I have to buy youth jerseys because the "women's" jerseys are stupid, pink, sequined, sparkly, and cut really weird. And it's totally infuriating that the pink jerseys don't actually do anything for breast cancer.

God, Bleacher Report is terrible.

If, if, if.

What the hell are you talking about? Pinkham said that because he wasn't worried about getting a shitty tip, he gave better service. It's actually stressful as hell to bust your ass for a party, and there is a high, high chance (especially on Sundays) that said party will stiff you or leave you a church bulletin as a…

Logan Square is a terrible cesspool of hipsters who never grew up and spend their 30s wearing Threadless tees, listening to Braid, and whining about "millenials." It's the strangest goddamn thing.

That wasn't the point. The point is that your allergy is serious, as is someone else's. That doesn't make them an asshole or an "insufferable food hippie."

so people who are allergic to things like lactase are insufferable food hippies, but you're cool cause you'd LITERALLY DIE if an almond entered your peripheral? okay

I love cow's milk! Unfortunately it doesn't love me back and makes me bloated, gives me nuclear farts, and the diarrhea to rival Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. So for everyone's sake, I drink not-cow's-milk because Lactaid isn't strong enough.

Freeport is not Houston, is an hour and some change south of Houston, and has nothing to do with Harris County.

where's the Tony Gwynn tribute?

Everyone keeps skipping over the bullshit Britain and France pulled during WWI, which is maddening. This goes back further than 1948, guys.

I know you're all about defending Erin Andrews in the comments, and more power to you, but Sunday is not the only day EA has been on television. Some people saw her screeching on college football Saturdays, some people saw her screeching on DWTS.

I wouldn't drink 18 egg whites a day because that's disgusting, but here in Tennessee 18 eggs are $2.

That is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Body dysmorphia is the fucking worst.

Reading Center, near Watkins Glen. It's just endlessly frustrating to hear "well, it doesn't affect me directly, so why should I give a shit and be inconvenienced?"

There was literally a tornado on the ground that the NWS will be surveying in the morning.

I like to fuck. Sorry.