That first story just brought a mental image of Marvin Zindler to mind and ew.

Yes, this poor, poor spoiled boy (I will not call this big of a turd a man, even if he was in his twenties) who had resources and help that so many others didn't, don't, and never will. I'd pour out a 40 for his supportive ass family that most people don't have, if it wasn't an utter waste of alcohol. I shed a single…

congrats! really happy for you, you deserve it!

Watching matches in Dallas was pretty awesome in 1994, and I hate Dallas.

I am ashamed to admit I spent $30 on ebay buying the original Freesia body spray. 4 of them, in fact.

That totally wasn't there a few minutes ago!

so wait, where's Khloe's seat? or am I blind?

This dude is the same goober who makes bad 'shops in TFF, isn't he? No wonder he gave Eli chest acne and gynecomastia.

Gross, Wayne Coyne.

I'm still laughing hysterically, cause I used to work at the College Park Applebee's.

I'm an alum, I promise the dumb hand sign is just an index finger that looks megacreepy when done by a large group of people:

I'm an alum. I promise, the hand sign is an index finger. Idiots/casual fans will do the Horns down thing at all opportunities and I can't believe I'm bored enough to post this!

It isn't, they just do the Horns down shit when they play UT.

Our restaurant is relatively small, and the women's restroom has two stalls: one small, one larger/handicap accessible. There is a changing table in the handicapped stall, but lord help you if there's an actual disabled person using the stall because some impatient mother will spackle a poop diaper on the wall in the…

This happens to me EVERY SUNDAY and I just want to die.

I peel off my beer labels and put them in the bottle. I'm also a bartender myself and anal about keeping things clean.

God, 7th grade was just awful.

I agree with you to an extent, but it was generally 11-14. In high school everyone was so tired from the middle school bullshit to keep it going.

I just want a healthy baby of any sex, to be honest.

Junior high school-age girls are the most horrifying creatures on the planet. I know this because I was one.