I was legitimately relieved to find that I fall into a category called “Cool-Ass White People,” so thank you for that, Mr. Harriot.

Your Ridiculously Awesome Fictional VHS-Inspired Racing Delica Van Wallpapers are Here

Yeah, when we talk about the evolution of games, it is easy to point to things like visuals, physics, and AI as things that have obviously progressed. But quality-of-life/UI practices and expectations have changed just as much over the years. We just don’t think about that aspect until we actually go back and play the…

Heck yeah, I’ve actually been playing through the original Diablo over the past week or so, straight off my original CD, and I’ve still got my Hellfire disc kicking around somewhere.

This is totally random, and I hate that I am able to supply this information, but if Tim Rogers promised his mother he’d never swear, he possibly broke it in August of 2013 when used the phrase, “...right the God-darn now.”

I really like the look of the exterior in a “something I’d love to cruise around Mars in” sort of way, but the interior view hit me right in the nostalgia so hard it almost took my breath away. I had never considered the possibility of a car interior that looks like an enormous SNES. I hope there are controllers…

1. In terms of annoyances, the one that bugs me the most (particularly when driving in the Midwest, where even a lot of fairly major highways are only 2 lanes each direction) is the people who vary their highway speed wildly for no apparent reason. There are two common scenarios:

Yeah, I love playing Apex Legends, but it took me a week before the name solidified in my memory enough to recall it easily. (“Apex... League?”...) It is just not the most memorable title. Or, maybe it is a fine title, but better suited to a racing game?

I can relate.

Man, I was ready and waiting in the SNKRS apps the second those Spiderverse-themed Jordan 1's dropped, like I actually watched the button change when they became available, and as fast as I could tap it there were already only like 3 sizes left. (My size not being among them.)

This game falls into the “don’t knock it until you try it” category. The launch trailer didn’t really sell me on it, and I was a bit worried about the character design feeling really similar to the ill-fated LawBreakers, but those worries evaporated once I actually got in and played.

You’re right. That is super weird to see the frame sticking down several inches below the body.

Heck yeah, Halo bros, your time in the sun is coming. Start planning your “MSTRCHF” and “WRTHOG” license plates now.

Even so, though, $5,000 seems like a pretty low price for what they’re offering.

“Steal my visage, will you? Foolish truck! Prepare to feel the wrath of Emperor Zurg!”

I love everything about it, except for the part where if you roll it, you die.

*raises hand*

Is Bornt a real last name that people have? Because when I got to “Veteran race car driver Derek Bornt...” I laughed out loud at my computer. 

Yeah! I had (and still have) the BBurago one too, although mine is black.

I’m no expert, but I have done a little bit of digging into the subject in recent weeks, as I have two young sons who are currently obsessed with Monster Jam, and I can’t help but wonder about these things when I’m watching with them.