This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

Still a little upset that d.Va’s mech isn’t canonically controlled with a mouse and keyboard.

I’m your guy. I have 2 followers and my comments routinely get a star, sometimes even two. My spelling/grammar is horrendous and I react to constructive criticism with outward hostility and aggression. This doesn’t stop me from pursuing my favorite past time: calling people out when they make mistakes. Also, I’m…

Thanks for the nomination, but I’m not really qualified to be a Jalopnik writer because sometimes I don’t proofread to see if I any words out.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Investors are confused!

This was a segment from the “Clarkson, Hammond, and May” Live show.

We used to play Smash Brothers in our college dorm, and none of us had any grounding in Pokémon so we just made up names for the things that hatched out of the pokeball item. Some said their names intelligibly like Snorlax and Bulbasaur (sp?). Some... Not so much. To me, this Pokémon will forever be known as Floppy…

This is the most entertaining thing so far to come out of new top gear.

wow he actually made that look kinda fun.... it looked dull as fuck when the stars ran it.. (i place equal blame on editing.. and boring stars)

Literally the only thing they did right was hiring Chris Harris.

Don’t be ignorant. Once the emergency braking system is actuated there is absolutely nothing that the engineer can do to stop the train any faster.

“Senpai noticed me...”

“it was like a jealousy that he was there first”

Yeah that would be cool. I highly doubt these people would have any interest in letting it go though. There’s no way people haven’t tried in the last 15 years, and there’s no way they’d just let it go for cheap. You can get a clean 240z for around $5-7k here, so this one (that hasn’t moved in about 2 decades) couldn’t…

There’s a white Datsun 240Z that’s been sitting by this tree in the neighborhood I grew up in for at least the last 15 years. Hasn’t moved an inch. I’m actually positive that I can find it on google maps right now.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?