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“remove the timing chain” has to be the four worst words an exotic car owner can hear. Words that will cause an owner’s sphincter to crush coal into diamonds instantly. So well done with the warranty.

Ahem.

California’s economy is ~$2.5 Trillion

My Mom always said people that swear lack the vocabulary to properly describe the situation. “Lazy pieces of shit” -Alissa-, yeah Mom was right. This piece is a sad excuse for journalism.

Gee, I was just about to say the opposite; I really want to agree with her, but she makes it a little hard by being so indignant and self righteous.

OMG best video for this article ... that poor car ... I feel like it’s crying inside

Lol. My son played a raid yesterday and I heard him yell “not another ftrakin’ Last Word! Why can’t you be Thorn?” I laughed so hard.

Even here on Jalopnik.. we are going to confuse boost threshold and turbo lag? These cars have a very very high boost threshold. Turbo lag... not so much. Boost threshold is at what RPM range the cars comes into boost (low threshold the V-tec kicks in early in the RPM range yo, high threshold like these means no boost

Every time I see videos of SCII I’m reminded how much I WANT to love playing multiplayer and how much I TOTALLY suck at it.

I think I’ve got this. I’ve done some difficult things (rear brakes on an E-Type with no lift, Giubos on my Alfa, water pump on an A/C-equipped Mercedes 220D just to name some off the top of my head. But one experience stands out as the worst.

Was once replacing the battery on my DD, in the driveway on a very hot day. Somehow managed to cross the terminals with the wrench I was holding, causing me to raise my head rapidly into the hood with a loud (and painful) clang. Which caused me to then duck. And unfortunately also caused the hood holder rod to

It’s about damn time there was another shotgun to compete with Felwinters..that thing is a cannon. I’ve been killed from what seems like the other side of the map with that gun so many times. Hello Matador.