I really hope the car gets left in its current condition.

It looks waayyy more badass with patina/rust

Happy MLK day!

yeah the Altima is the intersection of cheapness and more power than you find in other small medium sedans... Nissan is still shoving the 2.5 4s and 3.5 sixes in these while most are using 2.0 or 1.8 in this class

It might be the stereotypical Left Lane Prius or Always a Camry that annoys us the most day-to-day but, for the truly spectacularshit? Altimas. Almost always an Altima.

Windows have less heat shielding.

I never knew about the Firebird 4. I only knew the older ones

That rear bumper is just about the worst piece of car design I have ever seen. Everything else looks good, but that ass just kills it.

really? did you look at the bottom half of the back of the car?

If this is any kind of trend, by 2030 all BMWs will be 6" tall pancakes.

Well... if that’s it , its pretty hideous looking...

Joke’s on you: there’s no blinker fluid reservoir, as the blinkers are purely for decoration.

In Denver or Boulder, it’d work.

Cuomos vs DeBlasio? Isn’t that like Alien vs Predator?

The first day I drove in NYC I turned right on red and was pulled over.

I thought I saw the worst of humanity during this last election cycle, but then I remembered how everyone behaves any time there’s even a mild subway delay.

Can’t wait for the Song of Solomon to come out in a few decades.

I’m still waiting for their follow up to the Genesis which is Exodus.

Words that I thought would never end up in a sentence together:

It is quite bad. Thankfully all the bad stuff is optional and if you don’t pay for any of it you get a quite nice one.