THIS! It might need a bit more maintenance, but it’s an easy car to work on and it’s stupidly cheap to bolt on power. You can get those to 600hp without trying too hard. Plus it’s a far more comfortable than any Mustang and doesn’t come with a bad reputation. The only real downside is that they’re not available with a…

careening INTO a group of people.

This is 75% cheaper to get to 11.

some people awoke Friday and found the storm had consumed their cars with ice.

Send my regards to the Elon avatar.

Jesus Christ, is that photoshopped? I can’t tell anymore.

Opera windows will become a thing again

I guess it’s a step in the right direction. Infiniti is lost right now. Their design language is bad and some of their interiors are horribly outdated. I just sat in a new Q70 of a coworker the other day and it still has what appears to be the same navigation unit from 10 years ago. Tiny low-res screen with a center…

I like it, the design world could use some more simplicity.

It’s interesting that each era seems to settle on a basic shape and repeat that over and over. Now it seems to be the fastback sedan, with or without a hatch, that’s the default shape going forward.

Why is it a profoundly dumb name? It makes complete sense in Italian. Just because you fail at understanding Italian culture does not make the name dumb. Also for all of the pseudo Italians that live in the midwest coming to claim to that the name is dumb, please don’t bother pulling my leg.

Yodacode43's orange Jetta:

So, these are pretty much stories of poor planning and poor decision making. The only difference from most days on Jalopnik is they weren’t written by David Tracy.

“and you can tell if you’re speeding by looking outside”

Yes, Doug’s parole office was there at at no times were they within 100 yards of an elementary school......

Smartphones are awesome, but I shouldn’t need an app to flush the toilet when the handle has worked just fine for 100 years, the same way I should need to use a touchscreen to turn on the fucking windshield wipers, Musk can stick that cheap ass tablet up his ass sideways.......

I’m actually surprised they’ve been able to not be on the NHTSA’s radar for not having a speedo in line of sight yet.

Yeah, his mom was there.

Ever since I first saw one I’ve always wanted an M-body Dodge Diplomat/Plymouth Gran Fury, preferably with blue interior. Finding one in decent shape isn’t the easiest of tasks given their relatively lackluster sales (and survival rate) compared to the Chevy Caprice/other B-bodies and LTD Crown Vic/other boxy Panthers.

Just what the world needs, another overpriced pickup truck that seems to be more concerned about luxury than utility.