Just a quick reminder of what happened the last time GM revolutionized personal transportation

What the fuck are you on about? Go back to Gawker with that race-baiting nonsense.

How do you know which people are vegetarians at a party?

They are the vaping cross-fit vegans of the automotive world. Yes, they are that annoying.

I was wondering when this was going to show up in a Tavarish special.

You don’t need to damage it. Pour about a litre of milk into the fresh-air intake at the bottom of the windshield. It’ll take a week or two to set in, but once that milk has spoiled and dried to the insides of the fresh air intake system, it’ll be the gift that keeps on giving for months and months and months of…

They don’t care about their cars. About 15 years ago, I had a guy scratch up his S600 against my 94 Cutlass just to get ahead of me. I think I was more pissed off that he scratched my $400 car to make a point; I don’t think he could care less.

Oh you should. I would have felt a profound need to run the cunt over a few times. At LEAST I would have spat on her and then keyed her car. Maybe shat on her windshield. Who the fuck do these people think they are??

I was thinking that, unfortunately I was with my 2 boys... last thing they need to see is how crazy daddy gets when angry...

I know, I once took a spot form someone and they got very angry..... I ended up leaving right away and finding another spot somewhere else.... The last thing I want is a keyed paint job or a smashed window or headlamp...

You could always just get out and empty all 4 tires...no harm, just infuriating because then they have to source a pump to fill them back up.

In September, I got back to my car only to find that a new 3 series has parked SO CLOSE TO IT I couldn’t even squeeze through between the cars. Luckily I had space behind me so I was able to get out, but it pisses me off how close people park to your car.

most people just don’t care about their cars. they wouldn’t even any damage you do to it most likely. heck, their front and rear bumpers probably have plenty of scratches and dings already from NYC street parking.

I live in NYC and park every day. This exact thing happened to me.

I agree with you. Jalopnik is a place for cars. I come to Jalopnik to get away from the MIC cheerleading...

I like to be on Jalopnik for cars, not politics.

So every Mitsubishi employee from top management down has already committed Seppuku, then?

I will NEVER forgive GM, or its dealers, for it POS 1997 Astro Van I leased for 36 miserable months. It had problems from day 1, and the dealer treated me like a criminal whenever I brought it in for warranty work. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

Or maybe GM keeps asking people to do shady, dangerous things to save 30 cents per car and haven’t found anyone willing to do it yet.

Why not both?