Sorry, but Evans gets runner up due to his killer burns against Trump and lots of conservatives.

I was more perturbed at giving Christian Bale 2 awards for the same part. Really.

I feel like he’s someone who has sex with a woman and then shames her for being too easy. 

Chris Pratt now strikes me as someone who had sex with his girlfriend and now feels like he has to marry her because of his religion. 

If shooting it was as boring as watching it, what choice would they have had?

It’s an acting competition, and seeing Glenn Close’s enthusiastic co-acceptance, she definitely won.

Whatever she’s doing it’s working. She went from Tony Gonzalez’s baby-momma, to married to a guy running one of the biggest talent agencies, to the richest man alive. She might have salted her prospects with her latest relationship though. If I were Bezos I’d be over any woman who can’t keep our most intimate details…

I agree. Especially a 47 year old grown-ass woman.  That seems like something a 20 year old girl would do.

I think it’s reasonable to assume that the Enquirer offered the highest bid for the pics because of their relationship with Trump, but it’s a stretch at the moment to assume that Sanchez’s friend leaked the photos to the Enquirer on behalf of Trump. She probably approached a few rags, and the Enquirer started…

Maybe she was into it? I don’t care if men take photos of their dicks, and I don’t care if they send those photos to someone who wants to see them. But those photos should never, ever be shared. I know some people think friendship means sharing EVERYTHING. Well it doesn’t. For instance, you don’t share your…

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

It’s perfectly fine if people want to lose weight and want/need help in pursuing that. It’s perfectly fine if people want to gain weight and want/need help in pursuing that. It’s all just...ok.

Trump can only dream of destryoing the number of livelihoods that Bezos did. There is nothing “innocuous” about the man and he should be derided and mocked at any opportunity. Do you even know how he treats his employees?

Can’t you just let us enjoy this robotic billionaire monster cosplaying as a human and completely failing at it? Why are we defending him here as if he is a person?

counterpoint - this glass-eyed lizard bitch is a union-busting monster whose rapacious, vicious, unceasing pursuit of wealth has made him undeserved overseer of enough money to provide a good living to the inhabitants of several entire countries. fuck him, fuck his murder-factory company, and fuck anything he ever…

Amen.

Nearing 50 and I wouldn’t be interested him anyway. In fact, after 18 years of marriage, if I were to divorce and be single again I wouldn’t be interested in ANY man. I would be far more interested in doing whatever the hell I wanted to do, answering to no one, and most importantly, only taking care of myself. If I…

I’ve always been attracted to men of a variety of ages, but though there were 50-something men I found attractive when I was 25, I definitely found men who only liked much younger women creepy as hell. It’s such obviously pathetic insecurity, and it was obvious to 16 year old me, 25 year old me, and 35 year old me.…

I felt that relief when I became a bit chubby, and it’s why I don’t care to go back to being my version of skinny. I’m just going to dress in my old lady clothes and keep my extra 40 pounds and be happy that I can go about my day without gross old men staring at me.

I have a 25 year old daughter and she thinks guys over 30 are creepy. She can’t be alone in this. I am of an age where I am invisible to all men except the husband. Although there is some beauty in this, I could do without the dudes who don’t seem to see me sharing the sidewalk with them, exiting the train, waiting on…