It’s a fear of mine. I am Lindsay Lohan’s age. In 2005 or so, there was an era of anorexia and I hopped in for a year. Later, I was thin from abusing energy pills. Later, I was thin for being stressed. I spent my 20s being thin, now I spend my 30s trying to be as healthy as possible .I fear for my poor heart. 

Shut up, this is 2018 in the U.S., not classical Greece. 47 is young to fucking DIE. A healthy, wealthy woman should easily live to 90 or so. 

Hard nope on the “humans used to live to 45" crap. They lived to 60 or so.

This was a stupid post. 

This whole ‘you’re doing mourning wrong’ thing is just a race to the bottom to see who can be the most respectful-est #RIP

The dead obviously and literally dgaf because they’re dead. Decorum is a courtesy we may extend to friends and family to help them through a difficult time - but you know selfie whores on twitter…

And when someone dies the most important thing is to distract from others mourning him by commenting on how they are doing it wrong.

I felt so awful on the Whole30 I thought I was dying. I almost passed out at least 3 times and somedays was so lethargic I could barely get out of bed. And I’m like let’s do that again because I lost 15 pounds. Fuck diet culture is so hard to break.

Extra fun fact:  Viola grew up about 12 blocks from me.

Viola Davis and I would totally come to that BBQ and drink vodka.

Same here and I nearly cried due to the hunger.

I’ve always been a huge fan of Viola Davis but this story confirms what I’ve always suspected: we could be friends. I don’t trust people who badmouth McDonald’s and are like “People who eat McDonald’s are disgusting!” No, you are! Is McDonald’s healthy? No. Is it the best food out there? Of course not. Is it delicious…

Let me guess: “payday” turns out to be sometime in the 23rd Century? I've got one of those nephews.

A friend of mine did a 10 day cleanse and lost about 15 lbs (healthy male around 50). A month later 10 of those pounds were back. The 5 lb net loss was hardly worth it; shortly thereafter he had a heart attack.

My colleague, who is in most other ways a perfectly rational human being, once asked a bartender if the happy-hour vodka was gluten-free. The smoothness with which she replied told me she'd been asked this question more than once.

In my 20s, my husband at the time said we were going to start a cleanse where we could eat only vegetables on the first day and only fruit on the second day. I don’t remember what was on the third day because by the second day my blood sugar was so off that I couldn’t function, and he took me to McDonald’s. There was…

Is Bhad Bhabie the one from Dr. Phil? Cash me on the outside?

My nephew starts a message chat from me when he needs money. Five minutes in, he will casually ask if I can send $40 via Paypal until payday, lol. I imagine Viola’s kin might up that amount...hence the frustration. 

Doesn’t Bad Baby (I refuse to spell it like she does) have a bed time or something? She has school tomorrow or nah? Why is she still up?

I fell victim to that maple syrup/lemon juice/cayenne pepper “cleanse” once in my 20s. I lasted three days and thought I was going to die. It took my digestive system WEEKS to recover. 

yeah, it’s California. There are so many car accidents we just have a machine to process all the claims and it’s all pretty perfunctory.  This is obviously some idiot realized there was someone tangentially involved with money so they filed a suit, hoping a settlement would be more than the cost of having the suit…