My husband & I went out for tacos and our very little baby puked all over. It was the first and only time he ever puked copiously. We were both shocked and dumbstruck and didn’t know what to do. Chris Cornell was sitting next to us with friends and just smiled at us because we were both like, “oh god this is so…

Jane Fonda was filming in Pittsburgh and she walked by me while i was outside my office building smoking. She is very tiny in real life.

I got in an elevator with 50Cent and he asked me if I had a case of the Monday’s.

I get on an elevator, look down to avoid stepping on toes or bags. A woman is wearing shoes where the points are cat faces.

Gurl, you could have a REAL story!

i forgot the best one. I was at Coachella, this would have been 2011 or 2012 and was wandering around alone one night (drugs) and ran into McLovin. I was very excited and he agreed to take a selfie with me but then I realized it was super dark and there was no way it would come out. He also came into a a restaurant I…

This is so pure, and hilarious. I can see Mark Ruffalo reacting that way.

By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.

I immediately stopped in my…

Stephen Hawking was at a screening of “It’s complicated” I was at when I lived in Cambridge years ago. It was actually not uncommon to encounter him when living there (my dad almost hit him with his car when he pulled out in his chair onto the road once) but I always loved that one of the greatest minds of our time…

I just remembered another. I used to work at a record label with Daniel Kessler when he just started Interpol. He was a collossal asshol and I studiously avoided listening to them until a few months back and I hate it that they’re a good band

I was at a dive bar in New Orleans and came out of the bathroom to see Laurence Fishburne standing at the bar. I was wasted, so I went right up to him and put my arm around him and said, “I thought you would be taller.” He looked at me and said, “I thought you would be taller.”  Then he left because he was just trying…

I was in LA once and saw this woman throw a hissy fit at a popular sushi restaurant because she didn’t get star treatment and put ahead in line of the dozen or so people waiting. As she stormed out and into the back seat of an Escalade, partially tripping on her unusually tall-healed boots, I realized this woman had a…

Saw Connie Britton while we were both buying magazines at Newark. Her hair really is that pretty in real life! 

My roommate and I were doing our usual tradition of smoking a blunt, grabbing a bacon egg and cheese, and sneaking it into the Lincoln Square AMC theater. We’re stoned AF, giggling about something in line, when the guy in front of me turns around halfway and I notice it’s FUCKING MARK RUFFALO. I promptly exclaim,…

It warms my heart knowing that:

Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard live in my neighborhood. I frequently see her at the playground up the street when I take my kid. I always want to say hello, but I don’t want to bother her.

Back in 2004 after I’d graduated high school but before heading off to college I took a trip all by myself to Los Angeles. At some point I was out wandering around window shopping and a guy accidentally ran into me when getting on his motorcycle. Wasn’t even a big deal (probably my fault anyway) but he was profusely…

“Also, one time I was late to a party and Kim and Kanye were being photographed and my friend wanted to stop and look at them and I said no.”

Met Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in a hotel bar in East Africa. I must say...I wasn’t impressed.

When I was in high school, our school marching band went to Hawaii. On one of the days we were waiting down in the hotel lobby for a tour bus or my dumb friend, there was this big commotion with the staff and the head of security came down (I knew this because my said dumb friend’s bathing suit got stolen). They…