You say it like the Democrats haven’t been in bed with them too.

The fact they were bound together, facing each other, is significant to me. I can’t recall any suicide pacts I’ve heard of that involved watching each other drown.

Occam’s Toothbrush here. Razor has the day off.

Their mother reportedly received a call from the Saudi Arabian Embassy the day before their bodies were discovered, saying that her daughters had applied for political asylum and asking the family to leave the country. The sisters had also been reported missing last year in December according to CBS News, and when…

Yeah the odds that SA isn’t involved aren’t great. They also just executed an Indonesian domestic worker without warning, and Indonesia was like uh hey, what they fuck?

“Applied for political asylum” - yeah, they were murdered, probably? Occam’s Razor...

Ben in a relationship: Gets teeth fixed.

And while they’re at it, give Baphomet their titties!!

Haha! I was reading it and thinking that I would take that challenge, but sadly at 40, I’m sure I’m too old.

It’s called airbrushing don’t feel bad. (And yes I know she probably has nicer skin than most). Just never believe what you see on a photo cover.

Stop the presses. Brad Pitt dated Thandie Newton???? This increases his cool factor ten fold. She’s amazing.

I am loosely connected to the people who made the statue originally, and I can tell you that the thing is massive, took a very long time to fabricate, and was made with great care. It’s an art piece more than anything. It is truly mind boggling that the Sabrina producers thought they could just copy the whole thing…

It would if you photoshopped every single picture of you ever taken.

My skin hasn’t looked that smooth since I left diapers.

THINGS I KNOW THAT I SHOULD NOT: Ben Affleck had his teeth capped pretty soon after Good Will Hunting, well before meeting Jennifer Lopez.

After dating a bunch of broke, nice but not hot dudes, I am willing to step up, take one for the team, and date Brad Pitt.

How am I just finding out about “Brandie”

Lindsey Graham is angling for the Attorney General’s position when they get rid of Jeff Sessions. Nikki Haley is probably going to get appointed to the Senate in his place.

Do you wonder at the fact that Lindsay seem to have gone off the rails since McCain died? It’s like he was holding all this in. 

Graham has always been a sub in search of a dom.