For guest spots, you neglected to mention Wil Wheaton, who is a national fucking treasure for reasons I feel sure I can’t explain.

hey guy?

yes please tell me more about how noted pro athelete drake can more quickly recover from sports injuries incurred during his professional sports games and professional sports training

men are so gd dramatic smh

Her granny costume was perfection. I’d love to know the cost of each of her costumes!

No, but that’s the point.

It’s not like she was traveling with a huge grocery bag of jewels!

The woman can get PR with a wink and a smile.

Can you imagine if someone posted an article entitled “Could X’s Sexual Assault Accusation Have Been Staged?”

Ryan Lochte wishes he were as cute as that dog.

“NSA Parking.” I’ve seen the sign several times now and still go “Huh? Oh right, them” each time. It’s an acronym that catches your attention.

It’s a government front hiding in plain sight.

Semi-random aside: I just moved to an area that has a small college whose acronym is NSA. I do a double take every time.

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

I don’t blame you for giving in. I’m a huge bitch and fought until the insurance finally settled it.

GIF THREAD!

They’re very mean and they’re very nasty. Just like the ads Clinton is running against him. They’re mean and they’re nasty and he could say alot about Clinton but he won’t.

I’m guessing he was trying to thread the needle of calling this group of people (in front of him) strong and courageous while also talking about the horrors of PTSD. Unfortunately (for him), since he can barely speak English, this is what we end up with.