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Jess, Queen of the Raptors
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My 14-15 unit apartment building has a laundry room with one pay washer and dryer, that’s it. So while I would love to wash my towels each time, there just isn’t enough laundry time to go around, and the two laundromats that were nearby when I moved to the neighbourhood almost 4 years ago closed (the shitty one) and

I keep wanting to star comments from their first half and then screeching my mouse to a halt as I read on.

This is me, too. Though if I showered ever day, I wouldn’t wash non-sweaty/overly bacteria-collecting parts like arms and legs every day. Every other day, sure. As it stands, I do bathe every other day (bath and a rinse, actually. It’s just easier than standing the whole time, in a shower. Disability issues), and I

I use lotion after I shave, yeah. But I don’t other times. I have combination skin so I’m susceptible to both dryness and acne. So unless I’ve done something to make it dry (shave) then I need to avoid extra moisture.

It’s completely freaking me out, too. I just keep thinking of all the germs and sweat that may accumulate on my legs/ankles and ....ick. I can never imagine not washing my legs.

My mind is blown right now that there are people who don’t wash their legs. I’m now suspicious of my coworkers. Are there secret non-leg washers among me? Do they not wash their feet too?!

I’m a hairy sonofabitch and I get ingrown hairs if a butterfly flaps its wings in Malaysia. You goddamn well better believe I’m scrubbing my legs.

Each story about Trump makes me want to drink myself to death more rapidly.

Haha, it totally can, just remember that pictures ar 2d and real life is 3D so anything closer to the camera looks bigger, pull your shoulders back and down, turtle your head so your neck is slightly stretched forward, turn your body but not head about 15-30 degrees tilt tour hip more or less depending on what you

Definitely looks like Photoshop to me or he got some very strange chest implants.

luckily we do more than just check their passports.

Uh, that *is* a smile for Kanye. Look at his cheeks and eyes. They are up just ever so slightly. He might as well be beaming.

The premise isn’t that having a passenger makes the traffic go away, it’s that having a passenger allows you to use the carpool lane, and in LA that makes a huge difference. Obviously he’s NOT actually using celebrities for the carpool benefit but it’s the shtick they started with so they’re sticking to it.

That’s probably on purpose, tbh. She’s never been a great vocalist live.

“I told you she’d pick me in the end, you sonofabitch!”

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

Oh shit I am so sorry we are supposed to defer to internet outrage when it comes to deciding how we feel about people we are close to. It’s almost as if our feelings towards the people we love who do and say DUMB ASS SHIT were super simple!! I mean sometimes I forget to tell my future mother in law that I straight up

Umm bye? I think it’s really shitty to rag on Amy over the actions of men.

I am not a big Schumer fan but honestly I can’t get myself worked up over this. Like Kurt Metzger is a shit bag, no question but why does she need to answer for his bad behavior? That is what I am not understanding about this whole ordeal. The focus is no longer that Kurt and men like him have some BULLSHIT ideas

Come on, dude. He said “a smart understanding of what rape is becoming and what we’re now understanding about it.” He’s making exactly the point you say he should be making. Jesus, why does this conversation always devolve into policing people for not phrasing things in exactly the way people like you approve of?