She didn't have to do that, and she didn't have to give that much, and she didn't have to ask her fans to help. Period. She did and that's awesome.

I’m sure someone will find a way to shit on Taylor Swift for this.

honestly it’s not pink so as a lady i cannot use it regardless

Oh sweet Christ, I posted this before I saw HOW MANY of the comments there were.

The thing that gets me is how remarkably consistent we are (well not me per se, though I am predominately Kotaku crowd who used to check Jez mainly for Jia, but I digress). Every time one of these pseudo thought experiments of Jezebels launches I think, in a way that would sadly ruin your fun, “they won’t jump this…

you’re right. this is stupid. let me write a comment telling people about how stupid it is. the world will know!

According to my beloved Jim Sterling, the No Man’s Sky fanbase is particularly... excitable so when I saw the title I was like oh shit Bobby what did you do. What did you dooooo.

It is when a clown does it.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

axes confuse me, too. which end do you hold? idk

what’s a senbilisity? is it contagious?

I just want to pinch your cheek, you're so cute!

Usually grown men who call their friends “buddy” are keepers. Ask if he’s rich.

How can you be so sure?

again, i plan to stop working when i find a rich husband so stop telling me which sexism battle to fight jfc

They just keep coming, and you’d think it wouldn’t get funnier, but it does.

Chorus:

No man can have sky. No old men can have country. These are sad times to be a man.

No Woman’s (No) Sky