i clicked through to the instagram there and sort of fell down a weird white-girl-in-the-south cave of predictable posts. also a lot of big hair

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He just uses a gay agenda. We're really good with time management.

He doesn’t sleep because he has those magical Negro powers. Basically he’s a Sith Lord.

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Probably on one of his many infuriating golf trips.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Not to defend the guy, but I had to know. If you figure the 5M price tag as a percentage of the 8.3B net worth, it comes out to 0.06%. At this percentage, it would be like a American millionaire spending about $600 on a birthday party. That is one mind-blowingly rich kid there. Another way to think about it - if I got…

Kelly, this story is woefully incomplete. You left out the part where, after inheriting the Dukedom and his fortune, he realizes that no woman can ever truly love him for him, and so resigns himself to a loveless marriage with a young miss straight out of the schoolroom at Almack’s. However, after an invitation to a…

Think of extravagant parties this way... the wealthy are always going to have money, but they can either sit on it or spend it. Would we like them to spend it in ways *we* find constructive? Sure. That’s not how the world works.

I think that only applies to the crown and who gets to be King/Queen. I don't think it covered everyone else with titles. Also, my memory is fuzzy but I believe parliament pushed that through, with no protest from the crown, but I don't think the Queen was entirely behind it. I could be totally wrong though, I can't…

“GSA” generates lots of clicks, but had about as much actual scientific backing as “vaccines cause autism.” Ah well!

She’s such a perfectionist, I honestly feel like she does this to troll people. I think she sits on a chaise lounge at night in a silk chemise and just cackles about it.

In my mind I always think of her as “convicted felon Martha Stewart” because it makes all her stuff sound way more badass.

I live across from a Pokestop and work next to a spawn point, so I can be really lazy and still level up!

I am on level 20 and still have no desire to leave my house to hunt Pokemon.

They don’t have Netflix?

You Poké him in the nuts.

She’s so pretty and her voice is so pretty and she has so. much. hair. and she’s funny and irreverent.