GOD SPENCER STOP SAYING THINGS I AGREE WITH I HATE YOU UGH.

This is the greatest picture I’ve seen today. Your dog is marvelous.

My dog does not relate. She loses her shit around any and all forms of water.

holy fuck...

Same! I started doing barre, running, and lifting. Plus yoga. Seriously I work out 5-6 days per week. But also.... wine and bread. And cheese! And pasta!!

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.

I’m not sure she should tell the daughter. I’m more inclined she should talk to her sister about it.

It’s really difficult to give advice on this without more information. Depending on the relationship she has with her sister, I would tell the sister and see what she wants to do.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

PSSST: we’z on twatter two!

I was worried I wouldn't be able to talk to my internet people anymore or I would have to go to somewhere else to find them.

Or mountain lions, or wildfires, or earthquakes, or mudslides... (I would assume). California is beautiful but damn if it doesn’t seem like the gateway to hell sometimes.

Sometimes I think about moving out to California, but then I remember there are no bears where I live.

How can anyone do that to their own child? You spend all those years loving and raising her, and then boom, set her on fire? How?!

Ha! We’re actually doing that this weekend. Our local grocery store has a bunch of random, cheap wines on sale for $2-3 a piece right now (if you buy 6+ bottles) and it was pretty cleared out besides the Arbor Mist, so we just decided what the hell, let’s buy one of each and get ridiculous. I’ll probably get a sugar…

I didn’t watch it because it is popular I watched it because the quality of the acting and production is pretty much unparalleled in any TV show.

I love Martha forever and always.

Martha could probs “shank a bitch” with the most tasteful artisan prison shank ever made.

LOL her story reminds me of my grandmother who was in a similar situation except it was a psychiatric facility not a prison, and it was game shows and reality tv like “Deal or No Deal” instead of BET. Her faux-WASPy heart was outraged by having to watch “trash” with the unwashed plebes instead of being able to watch…

ARE YOU COMING AT ME WITH MINUTE MAID?!?!? AMATEUR HOUR!!!