It’s also because the sugar changes how the liquid freezes, resulting in smaller ice crystals and a smoother texture. http://www.thekitchn.com/sweet-ice-how-…. SCIENCE!

I’ll have to tell him someone appreciates him, because I tease him mercilessly for it ;) I wish there was a picture of my face the first time he came back to our shopping cart carrying the blackberry kind.

I have a hot taek.

Arbor Mist-loving husband

Right?? What’s with the ‘don’t press the solids’!? Why on earth not? Because adding more strawberries is a BAD thing?? People are crazy radicals.

Strawbs stay in. CORRECT.

Sugary drinks are the surest way to a hangover, which is why I always drink them. I like to be sure. (I don’t like hangovers, but if I’m going to get one, I’m going to EARN IT, bygod.)

My Arbor Mist-loving husband would inhale this, and now I’m off to google “bourbon slushies” so I have something to drink too.

NO. You went ahead and did the whole Cronut thing, but LEAVE ROSé ALONE. Just put it in the fridge first like the rest of us. Nope, nope, nope.

My goal this summer is to successfully make homemade gnocchi. Those fluffy bites are to die for.

I have never wanted anything more. I now believe in love at first site.

Did you just say you will fellate me?

Because it is their drink and they can do whatever the hell they want with it.

I hate most alcohol and would drink the shit out of that while cramming gnocchi into my face.

... why would you take the strawberries out? Like, toss some strawberries in that biiiiiih, won’t no one mind.

Who is saying that? We have a duty to vote for Hillary because she’s the better of the two candidates

God, it just reeks of privilege and fucking idiocy...I just can’t with people. If you wanna watch the goddamned world burn, you must be one of the privileged to have a fireproof suit...

She is the only person I have ever liked better because of Twitter. She’s so goddamn good at Twitter.

Back in 2004 a liberal/libertarian friend bragged that he was going to vote for Bush because he wanted people to see “how bad this country could get” if we put another Republican in power. It makes me sick to think that people torpedo progress because it doesn’t fit their idealized view of the 100% perfect progress.…

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.