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You OBVIOUSLY haven’t been watching Ancient Aliens recently. They run the comercials during the breaks... Not that I watch it every time it’s on.... nope

He IS a video game character. They have made Ancient Aliens into a video

DOOOO EEET!!!!

DO IT.

Uh, uh...you guys cannot go without me! I have watched episodes so many times, I can tell when they originally aired by Giorgio’s hair. There are few things better than being up late while the hubby is in bed, watching Ancient Aliens and going, “Mmmhmmm. I knew it!”

Two drunk: when you are drunk enough for two people. Never a good omen.

Be careful...

It’s ALWAYS plausible! I can binge-watch that thing for hours and nod the whole time thinking to myself “...yeah...I can see that”. I even drove out to Area 51 and took a picture next to the black (later white and now removed) mailbox. The Santa Clara convention center is down the street from where my sister lives. I…

Of course they’re not tombs. They were used for grain storage, right? Right?

Well, when everyone is asking themselves how she lost on Wednesday morning in November, this’ll be my explanation.

Say what you will about the “Ancient Alien” series (and I will because they’re a guilty pleasure and I’ve seen EVERY episode multiple times), but having a conversation with Giorgio must be the most fascinating thing in the world. He’s so sure and enthusiastic about the subject that you just go along for the ride.

10/10 bureaucrats would prank

Pyramids as power plants are a HUGE area of interest for “Ancient Astronaut” community.

I’m just going to say, don’t Google “Giza Pyramid Power Plant” unless you don’t have anything to do the rest of the day.

This week on Vice, our own Megan Fox travels to Baghdad to ask people there suffering from horrible war wounds whether they think it’s possible that the Hanging Gardens of Babylon may have been an ancient intergalactic marketplace. Then finds out what the future of the local grimecore scene can tell us...about ISIS.

Didn’t an Egyptologist say the Great Pyramid was basically built to show off Egypt’s wealth to other nations and was just a site for the pharoah to practice for when they’re really entombed?

*high ranking official to other high ranking official*: "Hey wanna fuck with some gullible Americans today?"

Oh ok then he def didn't try to rape her then. Thanks for helping us solve this case.

Now I’m stuck on the idea of someone trying to cut tile with a knife...