Thank goodness because my poo is definitely not this color.

This is not the color of a healthy poo. This is Bad Poop Brown.

It’s the pooptone color of the year

Great, now I’m going to be comparing all of my poops to this to make sure I defecate in the right pantone.

The pants should be relatively easy to create yourself...

This was treated as a true international crisis at my university. As if the world would unravel if the children of Europe’s richest parents couldn’t get their hands on even the cheap Tesco-brand prosecco.

People get intense about their wine though, I can see this being like an actual serious problem for them.

no booze crisis here in the land of the free and the home of the brave

So..Sonja “International Lifestyle Brand” Morgan has cornered the Proseco supply for her Tipsy Girl?

LOL!

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

I think a lot people are reacting to how pressed this guy sounds.

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

I realized after all her Rebel Heart nonsense that if social media had existed in the 80s, she would have annoyed her way out of a career.

The culling can’t come fast enough.

Or a meteor. I’m not super-picky.

We are so overdue for a plague

Yes, and misogynistic, which for some reason you seem to want to pass over. Referring to her as a supermodel rather than as an actor is misogynistic. It reduces her experience/talent to being a pretty face/body.

Fine. He can say she is difficult. He can say that she has an entourage. Whatever- we weren’t there. But when he calls her a supermodel, what he’s doing is insulting her professionalism (she is clearly an actress- it’s not like she has no prior career to speak for itself) and insulting it in a particularly…

If he hadn’t referred to her as a ‘supermodel’ as though that is what she is primarily known for and her entryway into acting and super shady and talked about how she isn’t an authentic, ‘proper film actor’ (like Adam Levine!!!), which she clearly is, one could maybe claim that they just didn’t get along, but based on…