what the FUCK

A nearly had a rage stroke when some POS radio station down here in “marry your first cousin land” posted the story a week or so ago with the caption “How Would You Discipline YOUR Daughter.” No shit.

He didn’t need to bring her up at all; the interviewer didn’t ask about her- he just kept bringing up how horrible she was to work with out of the blue. He’s got issues with an actress who seems to have been uncomfortable being alone with him.

See also - Gary Oldman:

The theories are that he either 1)had an unreciprocated crush that he’s now bitter about 2) she wasn’t reverential enough to him as a director/he has some sort of genius complex or 3) he originally wanted a different actress for the role, but the studio made him take Keira (which makes sense, she’s a pretty big name)…

She’s like, the only sympathetic character in the whole of Love Actually, and it’s totally due to the way she played it. Also, when Elizabeth become the Pirate King in the last pirates movie and she totally SELLS that cheesy-as-hell speech about raising pirate flags or whatever? She's the best.

To be fair, she’s only done 40 movies. And he’s directed 3, so he’s totes an expert on the industry

Apparently this man is used to working with untrained actors, so it makes perfect sense that he thinks Adam Levine is a legit film talent and Kiera Knightley is a hack. Because untrained people are better at everything, you see.

He also tweeted this.

I thought he was perfect for that role. But that's because the role was a douchey musician who thinks his music is super special and artsy.

Hash tag arrogant shithead is the best hashtag

Duana at Lainey has a great take on all this: http://www.laineygossip.com/Keira-Knightle…

From people I have actually heard of:

Yeah, I thought being an actor was ALL about hiding who you are? Like, if I am watching a movie and consistently call the character by the actor's name...that comes across as bad acting to me.

Keira’s thing is to hide who you are and I don’t think you can be an actor and do that.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

I’m staring at my oldest right now. He’s 17. I’ve been staring at him for 17 straight years. I need to use the toilet so badly. I’ve had to go since 1999.

I’m sure they’re already angrily typing away at how if it was their child, they would NEVER EVER take their eyes off him for even one second, so my point is moot. But also, fuck those guys even more.

Oh there you again using common sense and whatnot.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.