It kind of does though - I love most of my faith, even if I disagree vehemently with aspects of it. I don’t find that I have to be either all in or all out. “More liberal” churches might be more in line with my political beliefs but faith, for me, isn’t about that. It’s about faith. And I’m a Catholic.

We’re really really REALLY good at ignoring that particular rule.

I theoretically have the ability to figure out how true this is. Now to just find a way to leverage that ability in such a way that I don’t tip my hand. If anyone has sneaky Ideas, holla at me!

Stock up on boxed wine and gird your loins, at least you have a chip card already!

So you’ll get the chip card within a few weeks, and the keyboard probably two weeks after that, but in between getting the card and the keyboard they’ll switch it so that you have to use the keyboard to log in and won’t be able to use your password but you won’t HAVE the keyboard so you’ll have to get special…

I feel like the Great Recession had a LOT to do with the fuckery we’re experiencing now. Between the hiring freeze and the older workers just not retiring, you now have an aging workforce in jobs that, in times past, would have gone to a steady stream of younger people, which allowed for an organic ‘upgrade’ if you…

But HOT DAMN sometimes do I wish I could, amirite?

They’re stuck in the 90s because it’s so damn hard to get any upgrades to SOPs or protocols through the massive grinding red-tape wheels that run the Federal government. I spent 4 fruitless years of my life trying. I had a whole group of IT guys off somewhere in the rural South or Midwest (where all the call centers…

You win the internets for today, friend. We can all go home now.

To be fair, if I had just broken up with Taylor Swift and the paps were following me around asking about my FEELINGS I would probably also be frustrated as hell. And I definitely would not be as nice about it.

You. You win the internet.

I 100% am in love with this movie. I might watch it again tonight. To celebrate. Because it deserves celebrating.

No, I cannot. I’m going to need them all to be brought to my office so I can carefully evaluate their differences.

No, but I choose to believe she’s just having fun with a truly ridiculous argument the internet is having (really guys, we’re arguing if someone has had their armpits photoshopped. it’s ridiculous.).

Her entire media team deserves a raise. And I’m sure she’s had a fun time with it as well, she was such a good sport during #textsfromhillary.

So she basically just has perfect armpits. Not going to lie, I love that this is how she responded.

WHY IS THIS A THING THAT IS REAL.

And like, I feel really bad for people whose kinks require that! But that means you embrace your kinks and just don’t act on them unless you’re in an environment where everyone is consenting. Like, I’m sure there are places you can go where you can do this sort of thing and have it ‘feel’ real but actually everyone…

I just... I’m all for embracing your kinks and shit, but I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around this one. I get like 76% of the way there and my brain short-circuits and LOLNOPES out of the thought experiment.

I am so many levels of all about this. THIN MINT CUPCAKES FOREVERRRR!