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Hot damn do I love that show so very very much. I always liked the people who are totally aware they don’t need the shit they buy, they just love extreme couponing, so they donate it all to great causes.

Considering my favorite hobby is telling people they’re wrong on the internet (especially effective when they actually ARE), you probably should ;)

Except... They’ve done nothing to prove they’re dickheads. They just happen to be able to afford to live in this particular building/location.

Yeah I’m legit admiring their restraint right now.

#teamtang

I’m 100% on board with this.

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

I am 100% team TayTay on this. I mean hot damn girl, Get. It.

Weird fact: I thought of you this morning because in the middle of my weird dreams last night I had the BEST dream.

As much as I really don’t care what another woman eats in a day, her diet sounds pretty fantastic to me. Like, I would eat all that shit. And I’d probably be happier and healthier for it.

I think we might share a subconscious. People talk about their objectively bizarre dreams and I’m just over here like “Man, it must be nice to have such normal dreams!”

Oh for sure, and I think trainers aren’t supposed to unless they also have a degree in nutrition (mine did, I actually dumped her not because of that but because $190 for a one hour session is HIGHWAY ROBBERY).

This is why I left my trainer. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE. I REFUSE.

off topic: karl rove is literally in my conference room and is the reason I am in the office at 6 PM on a Friday.

We like to keep things spicy. Like Australia. What’s the fun of life if there isn’t the CONSTANT AND OVERWHELMING THREAT OF DEATH?!

it so me.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I haven’t. I refuse. I have literally no interest in the subject matter and don’t feel compelled to watch a show just because it’s super popular.

This sounds like a recipe for both obesity and death, so I think I’ll pass, thanks :)