I mean duh. This is my chance to go Viral!!! ;)

Hi you and your husband are duly invited to Castle Raptor. I’ve never tried Arbor Mist and now all I want to do is host a tasting where I pair the various flavors with cheeses and cured meats and tasty bites.

alcohol science is best science.

Frozen drinks are what I have when I want to have a slight buzz but not get drunk. They’re too damn cold to drink fast enough to actually get drunk, and I can’t drink more than like 2. So for that, they’re perfect.

This sounds horrible but I also desperately must have it.

I’ve not (I went to a meeting once, out of curiosity), but I know a lot of people who have tried it. I’ve also read a lot about it (both pro-AA and anti-AA). Convincing women to say “hmmm why do I always date jerks?! must be the drinking!” is HUGELY problematic. As is “Hmmmm I drank and put myself* DISCLAIMER EVEN IF…

This is the best on-topic pointless story I’ve heard ever and I love you for it. Seriously. This is amazing. She totally IS right.

But also cheese! Right when you first cut into a new wheel of Parmesan it’s still alive :)

Cheese! mmmmmcheese

This doesn’t surprise me but it DOES make me supper happy. YAY SIMON COWELL.

I did not know this. I did not need to know this. I will never un-know this.

... Thank you for the essay, I think? I am super happy that you’re doing what works for you!

Man, it’s almost like people have different experiences and opinions! Shit! WHO KNEW!

This right here is precisely why I just can’t get behind AA. I’m glad it works for some people. Awesome. But the whole “well *you* must have done something!” just irks the hell out of me.

I watch it DVR’d so I skip all the commercials lol

GURL YOU ARE COMING TO ALIEN CON WITH ME RIGHT?!?!?!

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS AHHHH

LOL this is a fantastic response to my silly mistake.

OH my god you are my people. My BF HATES the show so I only get to watch it sometimes but I love it so much.

I am debating going to AlienCon this year as a VIP Guest because then I’d get to have dinner with Giorgio.