I want to believe it was Hawass and Giorgio working together to bring Megan Fox on as a co-host of Ancient Aliens.

Not gonna lie, totally cheering for that kid right now. That’s a HELL of a way to be like “you know what Mom? fuck you.”

It is not a great color, but it’s also not the worst?

Stay safe!

If this had happened when I was in college there would have been RIOTS. Because we were all at a Very Expensive Prestigious University but like hell we were willing to spend more than $8 on prosecco.

You’re not understanding what people are saying though, including myself. Yes, it COULD be just ego. But given the words that have been coming out of his mouth, there is a HUGE undercurrent of sexism. I’m super glad you’re willing to ‘but, actually’ me, but take a step back and look at what you’re saying. Calling a…

I’d have been willing to give him that benefit of the doubt as well, if he hadn’t brought her up 4 years later, unprompted, bitched about her entourage, and called her a supermodel. He’s hitting all the sexism and misogyny high notes.

I think people are calling his bluff because in her 20+ years acting in Hollywood, on Broadway, and in the West End, NO director has vocalized having a problem with her. She’s gotten nothing but praise for her professionalism, and is allegedly a really lovely person to be around/work with.

they’re just more raw and unpretentious. FILM actors, not MOVIE STARS.

Government email servers are FOIA-able. Private servers are not. Not that this means she made the right/ a good decision here, but I can understand the desire to keep stuff as private and protected as possible, especially when you’ve basically lived your entire career being attacked by people just desperate to catch…

We had a teacher try to convince us to, as our senior prank, cover the principles office in toast.

I have a shirt I sleep in (that used to be my Dad’s but was too small for him and it’s SO BIG AND COMFY) that was dubbed The BonerKiller (tm) by an ex of mine. The name has absolutely stuck, even though he didn’t.

If Jezebel isn’t the place for blurting out uncomfortable truths to strangers on the internet, I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

Wait... the phone company charged him TWO MILLION, and then called it ‘accidental user error’?

I am willing to cosign this :)

This is what BAFFLES me. Like, do we really want politicians who never change their opinion when presented with facts and figures and shit? Never?

I think I’m alone in this, but I gotta admit I love how the Lord of Light is also apparently the Lord of Looking at Cleavage.

Definitely still want to experience this.

sameeeee :(

Yep, absolutely will watch.