To be fair, no one will ever do ANYTHING better than Martha.

m’dear, if your hackles go up when people generalize ‘all dudes’ to mean ‘all men’, you might be part of the problem. if you aren’t part of the problem, then we aren’t talking about you, so don’t worry about it :)

no but don’t you know that means that Bernie should have won.

ngl I laughed. thank you for that.

this makes me RAGE. I interned for Congressman McDermott and he is delightful.

So then he shouldn’t have a problem LOUDLY AND FREQUENTLY condemning it.

I’m a Dem who works in the defense industry and holy hell do I spend a lot of time ‘explaining myself’. It’s like you can’t both be extremely liberal and also be like “you know, there are a lot of people who would like to literally watch us burn so maybe let’s not just sit in a circle and sing koombaya?”

I mean shit, if she IS a republican, I hope they all start aligning with her! The world would be a much better place!

because REASONS, names. reasons. if you don’t understand you’re clearly a shill of the Establishment.

my brother went to the Seattle rally, and while he had a great time and said the crowd was lovely, it filled a TINY portion of the stadium. I was baffled when they started to loudly exclaim they filled the whole thing.

My primary takeaway: why the HELL did he tag Kylie Jenner in that instagram post? Just... I get that maybe you get more views that way but BOY WAS THAT RANDOM.

My best friend is the uncrowned queen of Getting Unsolicited Dick Pics. I think she’s tapered off to maybe only getting 1-2 a week, but in her heyday it was like, one a DAY.

There is a video where no chair was thrown, therefore NO CHAIRS WERE THROWN AND HILLARY IS A NEONAZI! #science

But the cameras near all the loud screaming are totally unbiased and it’s not at all as if of fucking course sound is going to sound louder when you’re near the loud sound

politicians should never change their minds on anything ever we should go back to slavery and segregation and all that jazz because that was so much fun times.

but her favorability levels are low bro and she’s not liked or respected at all by anyone.

Hopefully because you were sympathetic and understanding of the mental illness!

It’s not cute, it’s not flattering, it’s not anything good, just don’t do it, STRANGER DANGER, I don’t care how awesome you are as a human if I don’t have some point of reference prior to you asking me out I AM GOING TO SAY NO BECAUSE WTF.

LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, BRO. I KNOW I’M A LADY SO I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MATH BUT LET’S MATH JUST FOR A MINUTE.

And also, why this focus on the crazy? Like, if someone has a diagnosed mental illness that is putting you in danger, or is stealing your shit, or whatever else screwy things people do to be shitty to other people, find a way to exit the relationship.