Or just literally don’t ask women out randomly on the street? Is this REALLY that hard a fucking concept to grasp?

Oh my GOD I’ve gotten that before. “Yeah I’ve never been in a long relationship because all my exes are crazy! You’re the first normal one!” <— bro. When you’ve dated 20+ women, they aren’t all crazy. Sorry. I just laugh when I see that out in the wild at this point because FUCKIN SRSLY GUYS?

BAZINGA!

Not going to lie, I ABSOLUTELY love this. You do you, Marco. YAS GURL.

I miss push pops. Let’s make push pops cool again.

Stop it with your logic and your reason it has NO PLACE HERE.

Did you also have to make it from scratch walking uphill in the snow both ways? Because if not you’re not old enough. Or something.

So... Hillary won in February, but Bernie supporters admitted that they were going to try and get more people to these other conventions (which, I do understand how delegates work - my parents are both delegates at the state level :) ) so that Bernie would technically ‘win’ Nevada.

Man, I actually really loved GoGurts as a kid.

Oh Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

Okay, I have a question. They keep going on about how “their vote was ignored!” but... it seems to me as if the ‘vote’ was their attempt to completely change established procedure.

These are literally all over Venice Beach and Santa Monica. They’re ridiculous but I also kind of love them.

The one who seemed to be HBIC was also basically like “sorry gurl we ain’t thrilled about this either cause you seem like a bad bitch, but Tradition and shit” <— now Dany has basically destroyed Tradition, shit is gonna change. I can’t imagine EVERYONE will be happy about it, but it seemed like at least some of them…

And also a way to let the dragons grow up. Because seriously, even Dany can’t take Westeros with some baby dragons. They had to get big SOMEHOW, and somewhere. Why not Meeren?

My brain did this too and I think I prefer our version better. I had images of her trying to swim in the jeans in a vault a la Scrooge McDuck and his vault of gold, and it not ending as well.

*raises hand* can I join this club? taytay is my life goal.

Yeah but don’t you know that her schtick is super tired by now? She should grow up or something.

Best part of my reduction? I can wear bralettes now! It’ll be better once I lose 30-40 lbs but whatever they’re perky they’ll deal!

I think it’s partly dress codes, but mostly fear of standing out. If you have not-cheap, well made, tailored, INTERESTING clothing, you stand out. Government folks do not like to stand out.

she’s gotten LOADS of criticism for this, and her responses have been actually pretty great. I don’t get why Jenna loves Freelee (because the latter was kind of a total dick to the former), but you do you girl!