She’s just very confused. Poor lady.

I’m not sure she understands the word “typical” at all, to begin with.

A couple hundred bucks an hour, probably. $200 at LEAST.

I feel like just sitting around expecting someone else to plan a birthday party for you is *way worse*, but maybe that’s just me? Like, it’s my damn birthday, I’m going to throw a party, and you people can come if you want! Seems a million times more rational than going “Oh I hope my friends love me enough to spend a…

In Zara, you’re lucky if they even CARRY a L in stores. I was super ready to drop a crapload of money there on some super cute clothes, but I could find ZERO larges. None. 0. Zilch.

Right? Like, it’s something, and that’s great, but it’s pretty tiny in the grand scheme of things.

I’m an alum, and this story has been circulating like mad among my peers - consensus seems to be that a formal apology and then some tangible *thing* needs to happen. I absolutely 100% would donate to a scholarship like Ms. Crump described.

You are my hero.

I don’t even care that the movie was basically all wrong, this makes me so happy.

No that's late afternoon which is definitely acceptable drinking time

Well don't you sound like a bucket full of flowers and puppies!

My problem is that I have AFI when it comes to cleaning. That’s Acute Fuck It syndrome.

Hotdamn does this photo give me feels. BRB DYING OF CUTE.

I would but we don’t have room for that in our apartment. Having two televisions is HIGH on my list of reasons to buy a house though. Apparently my television tastes are not refined enough for him ;)

I watched the first episode of this, and have recorded the rest, but have yet to figure out a good way to browbeat my other half into actually watching it with me. He keeps saying “You can totally watch it!” and then hogging the television with his video games.

You mean a potluck held in someone’s backyard where everyone brought a bottle of booze and had the BEST TIME EVER.

You win, this wins, oh my god so much win.

Do it for a big birthday or something, because that sounds AWESOME.

Just a slight lapse in communication, dontchaknow.

I know, I just took the opportunity to be snarky :)