You are correct, because there IS no King of England ;)

I’m VIB Rouge and Birchbox Ace and the latter is SO MUCH BETTER. I need to start actually spending more money at Birchbox. I’m getting close to $100 in free shit lol.

She uses different kinds every day. So... hydrating one day, toning another, exfoliating, then hydrating, then brightening, etc.

I have my entire collection of these books boxed up and saved in my parents basement to someday give to my own daughters because I literally could not bear the thought of them being thrown away.

My mom has tried to make THIS EXACT ARGUMENT to me “How dare you insinuate you aren’t being paid what you’re worth you’re being paid vastly more than MOST FAMILIES IN AMERICA!”

ohhhhhh mark harmon. if that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right.

Robin Williams was at the top of my list. Had multiple sexytime dreams.

I dunno, this book was pretty damn popular at my University. In the not so far past 2000s. SO was the color scheme. I’m still traumatized.

I clicked on the picture to unblurry it and then I got MASSIVE TED CRUZ in my face and I’m not okay with that :’(

RIGHT? And it’s like they’re *kinda* targeting travelers on a budget but *mostly* going after millennial/artist broke types.

I don’t know what it is but it makes me profoundly uncomfortable.

I mean, that’s what I *figure*, just based on who my sources are, but who the hell even knows any more. I kind of have just thrown my hands up in bafflement at this whole election cycle. (don’t worry, said hands are gonna vote for whomever is the Dem nominee come November.)

I have so many feelings about Ted. Very few revolve around giving a shit if he’s had affairs.

Yeah firmly in the “Backstreet Boys were a Millennial thing” camp.

Ugh the poor would stop being poor if they would just quit worrying so much about money and instead spent their time reflecting on life and improving themselves. DUH.

I mean, it’s not my cup of tea, but I get it. And it sure as hell is a lot better than PodShare here in Los Angeles, where you get to pay $900 a month to not even have your own room and all the beds face each other so there is a no-sex rule, and your bed turns into your desk. http://la.curbed.com/2016/3/30/1133…

I love playing golf, and have the discretionary income to justify going once in a while, I just don’t have the TIME. I work all the time, so when the weekend comes my boyfriend (rightfully!) is like “hey lets do shit together” and even a 9 hole round can take MANY HOURS.

I feel like if the Superintendent thought it was ‘convincing’ and then it was revealed it was not real, they all should have had a good laugh, and then just let it the fuck go. You’re gonna charge the kid with a FELONY because you can’t take one hell of a good joke? No thank you. No one was harmed in the making or…

Wait... so... this makes it sound like a lawyer can send nasty letters to people and won’t ever get in trouble for it. This seems... so many levels of wrong. Please tell me it’s wrong.