I went on such a spree, not gonna lie. Then I gained 20 lbs. 90% of the reason I want to lose the weight is to go back to Right After Reduction breast size. But hell, even with that I can STILL buy cute bras cause I’m still a D cup rather than an H cup!

Wait... their entire premise is that it must have been with her consent because without her consent it can’t have been legally been sold because... nothing has ever been sold illegally ever...

Also people keep forgetting that SO MANY people have assistants. She would not be the first person to have gotten help, nor will she be the last. But I would be willing to bet actual money that she was the driving force behind the post, even if she didn’t write all of those exact words in that order.

They’re called ‘assistants’.

THIS is the Kim K that I unabashedly love and look up to. This is the smart, forward-thinking, confidant woman who owns who she is and how far she’s gotten, and I FUCKING LOVE IT.

No, it’s not illegal to turn down service. It’s just illegal if you do it because they’re gay/black/whatever. If your reason was based on scheduling/personality conflicts that’s fine.

This is the first time I’ve been truly sad I left DC (for the city itself, not the people). It’s probably worth it to go back just for this, I think.

Why give her credit though, she’s *just* Kim K.

I realize I’m way late to the party here but can we be best friends because you sound like the coolest.

I really want it to be nothing. Just to really screw with all the conspiracy theories. Or a note with a smiley face on it. Or a treasure map.

“please try not to splooge in your chinos” is on my top ten line list. that's brilliant. stealing.

It’s like playing People Are Assholes bingo, isn’t it? You think you’ll have run out of awful shit then BAM five more things show up to prove you wrong.

Ugh please check your Canadian privilege.

Yuuuuup.

Which unfortunately gets an undeserved bad rap in this country. My brother did some community college and so did my boyfriend. Ain’t nothing wrong with continuing your education at a price that’s affordable!

Dad!Obama is kind of the greatest.

Oh for sure! I’m just not terribly optimistic in these situations. Because History and shit.

This poor girl did everything EXACTLY how we’re told to do it (you know, find a friend, go to the hospital, report it to the authorities immediately, gather evidence immediately via rape kit, yadda yadda yadda), and she will probably still get told she’s a slut who was asking for it and the bro will get off scot-free.

She has been ON FIRE on Twitter tonight. Well, her team has, but I assume she had to give at least a general okay.