I can to a probably unhealthy degree.

I dunno I thought it was a beautiful thing. #puddingcups2016

omg they need to make a movie about your life because that shit is FASCINATING.

Oh for sure, I know all that hahaha. My Mom’s always been very supportive and I’ve given it a lot of thought. It’s honestly for reasons other than my “readiness” that I’ve refrained, but that’s more than I want to go into here.

If they did it, they did it illegally. Which is a problem regardless, and they could be prosecuted for it. I'd be more shocked if it DID end well! I mean hot damn that's like the LAST thing I would want in my life. "Hi Honey, I'm your MOM!" "WHAT THE FUCK GO AWAY"

.... um I’m gonna need more detail because you sound like the most interesting person in the world right now.

Usually, if one of the parties doesn't want to be found, they can't be found. You can't just go walk up to your bio-parents house and be like "HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT". Mutual consent, and all.

This is why I refuse to date anyone younger than myself. I know I was my bio-mom's and -dad's firstborn. Therefore NO YOUNGER DUDES/LADIES JUST IN CASES.

Unless family money. Which... yeah.

They won’t be, because while that might make for a difficult real-life relationship it makes for GREAT television. They’re far more likely to fan the flames, as it work. That's rough though, I'm sorry that you and your husband are going through that, and I'm sorry that his bio mom is as well! It's gotta be incredibly…

I’ll assist in opening your second shop in Los Angeles. I’d recommend Venice, or, if you want to go really gritty, downtown. Make people trek downtown to buy mayo. That would be evil genius of Bond-villain levels.

I watched this trailer as part of a paid survey thing, and didn't think it was a real film until I saw it again someplace else. It looks HORRIBAD.

I feel like this sort of show could be really interesting, but that TLC will sensationalize/dramatize it because... TLC. I mean I love the crazy wedding shows but as an adopted person I feel like this would just make me constantly octopus-nope.

Hanger is a very serious condition that requires immediate treatment. I recommend immediate application of dried mango.

Trump. Not even a question. Literally no one likes Cruz, NOT EVEN HIS OWN PEOPLE. Because he’s a sociopath and absolutely fucking terrifies me.

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMMA BUY SO MANY THIN MINTS

Yes.

I love Harry Potter. I love rollercoasters. I LOVED the entry to this one. I did NOT love this ride. Too many sudden OH SHIT THAT IS A REAL THING moments.

You are a brave, brave human. Holy god.

This one always makes me laugh because I’m fine with spiders and TERRIFIED of butterflies.